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Off-Color Jokes For Grown-Ups That Kids Never Noticed In Pixar Movies 

Jacoby Bancroft
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List Rules Vote up the adult jokes you can't believe you missed when you first saw these Pixar movies

No studio has a hold on the world's heart quite like Pixar. The company has mastered the art of manipulation, putting cute characters in heart-wrenching situations in order to toy with our emotions. Although they seem like they're mainly for kids, there's a ton of adult jokes in Pixar movies to appeal to the older audience members.

This is a list of dirty jokes in Pixar movies that you never noticed. A lot of these go beyond Pixar Easter eggs; they suggest something far dirtier and naughtier.  Vote up the ones that broke your brain the most.
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Finding Nemo - 'One Tentacle Is Shorter Than the Rest'
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Male octopi have one tentacle that is slightly shorter than the rest. That's because it's actually their penis. In Finding Nemo, Pearl mentions that one of her tentacles is shorter than the rest, and even though she's a girl, it still reads as a d*ck joke.
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Cars 2 - 'And When She Starts Gigglin', Prepare to Be Squirted'
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Sure, Mater is talking about the bathroom, but his awkward wording can't help but give the more mature audience members pause. 
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Cars - Tow Cap: Hitch Protection
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Remember kids, always wrap your hitch. One of Rusty Cornfuel's sponsors is Tow Cap: Hitch Protection, whose logo is a piece of rubber on a hitch. I guess they don't want any unexpected automobile pregnancies. 
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Cars - The Top Down Truckstop
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Everything about the Top Down Truckstop makes it sound like a strip club. Add the name to the fact that there's a smaller sign underneath it that says "All Convertible Waitresses," and it's hard to miss the joke. 
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