Nostalgia Adult Jokes in the Shrek Movies That Went Over Your Head  

Erik Barnes
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List Rules Vote up the funniest adult humor from any of the Shrek movies that you totally missed when watching as a kid.

Shrek and its sequels have entertained both kids and adults for years. One reason these films have withstood the test of time is due to the hidden adult humor in Shrek movies. Parents are able to enjoy the dirty jokes in Shrek films without the little ones getting the subtle references to sex, drugs, and other stuff for grown-ups.

Here is a list of some of the adult jokes in Shrek and its sequels that you were probably too young to catch the you first saw the movies as a youngster, but are plenty mature enough to enjoy now.
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Wipe Your... Face

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At the entrance of Duloc, Shrek and Donkey watch an animatronic puppet show sing the laws and rules of the city. The puppets instruct visitors to, "keep off of the grass, shine your shoes," and "wipe your..." - they then showcased their rear ends. Then, all the puppets turned around to say "face!" in an awkward non-rhyme. You'd be an ass not to know what they were implying.
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"Do You Think He's Compensating for Something?"

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When Shrek and Donkey go visit Duloc, Shrek notices the immense height and size of Lord Farquaad's ~tower~. He then utters this quote, implying that Farquaad might be not be very well-endowed. This sexual innuendo was lost on the kids, but gave adults a laugh.
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Lord Farquaad Playing with His Little Farquaad

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In one of the more lewd, yet discreet sex jokes in Shrek, Lord Farquaad is in bed and asks the Magic Mirror to show him Fiona again. The look on the Mirror's face and Farquaad's quick peek under the covers imply he was aroused by the image.
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Snow White's Not "Easy"

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When Lord Farquaad listens to a list of potential princesses to marry in Shrek, the Magic Mirror brings up Snow White's living situation. The Mirror casually mentions that "although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy." The rim shot after this comment hammers home the sex joke.
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