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Adult Jokes You Missed In 'Superman: The Animated Series'

List RulesVote up the jokes that make you blush redder than Krypton's sun.

While most of the Man of Steel's dirtier moments have taken place in the comics, there are quite a few adult jokes in the Superman cartoon. In fact, things get downright weird in Superman: The Animated Series. Whether it's a joke made in the background or something said by one of Supes's many villains, there is no shortage of surprisingly dirty lines on the show. You might wonder if the censors watched these episodes before they hit the air at all.

They're not the most taboo adult jokes in cartoons, but it's still shocking to hear them on a show about the world's most respectable hero. You won't catch Superman himself making questionable remarks at female characters or anything of the sort, but his cast of supporting characters apparently have the filthiest minds in Metropolis.

Just be warned: once you look at the dirtiest adult jokes in Superman: The Animated Series, you'll never look at the Big Blue Boy Scout the same way again.

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    Lex Luthor's Assets Are 'So Big!'

    Lex Luthor spends some time on his yacht with a female companion in Season 1, episode 7, "The Way of All Flesh." When viewers first see the yacht, they hear a woman saying, "It's so big, Mr Luthor," which might make them think some funny business is going on in the captain's quarters. The next shot clarifies that Lex and the woman are actually enjoying some caviar and that she was talking about the ship itself. Sure.

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    Joker 'Makes Ha-Ha' With Harley Quinn

    When it comes to the Joker and Harley Quinn, you can't really say those two "make love," can you? In Season 2, episode 16, "World's Finest," a criminal named Binko is interrogated by Batman about the Clown Prince of Crime's whereabouts. The criminal responds that the Joker is "making ha-ha with Harley Quinn."

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    Superman Brings Protection

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    Things get really dirty in Season 2, episode 10, "Double Dose." In order to fight the effects of both Livewire and Parasite's powers, Superman is forced to wear a full latex body suit to take them down. Livewire wastes no time pointing out the obvious to Parasite: "Well what do you know? The boy scout brought protection!"

    Still don't get it? Watch the clip and think about what that shiny, transparent, protective sheath reminds you of.

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    Lana Lang Wants Viewers To Know 'Everything Is Real'

    In Season 1, episode 11, "My Girl," Lex Luthor shows up at a fashion show with a very unexpected date: Clark Kent's high school sweetheart, Lana Lang. Obviously, the press is buzzing with questions about Luthor's new lady. The cameras and reporters surround the couple. When asked if her jewelry is real, Lana answers flirtatiously that, "Everything is real, boys." You can pretty much guess what she means by that.

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