Adult Jokes All The Adult Jokes You Missed From The Toy Story Movies When You Were A Kid  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest adult jokes you never noticed in Toy Story 1, 2, and 3

Between the three Toy Story movies that have been released, there were more than a few adult jokes you may have missed. It’s not unusual for kid’s films to contain some humor for the grown-ups who may be forced to watch along with their children, so this type of thing should be expected. Let’s take a look back at some adult jokes in Toy Story, whether they were made in 1995 or 2010. 

Toy Story is one of Disney/Pixar's most popular and profitable properties, probably because it contains a lot of humor for both children and adults. This list focuses on the adult side of things. Vote up the best jokes you never realized were in Toy Story
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You Know What Big Wings Mean

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When Buster needs to get out of the room, Jessie hops on a toy car and rides it like a skateboard, launching herself on the door handle to help Buster escape. A wide-eyed Buzz is clearly awestruck and his wings shoot up, fully erect.
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Bo Peep and Woody’s Night Plans

Bo Peep and Woody’s Night Plan... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list All The Adult Jokes You Missed From The Toy Story Movies When You Were A Kid
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There’s a scene in which Bo Peep uses her shepherd's crook to pull Woody’s face close to hers and she flirtatiously asks, “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?” They’re definitely going to get together and hook up later.
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Mr. Potato Head Does Not Appreciate Suck-Ups

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In one scene, Slinky comes to Woody’s defense and Mr. Potato Head mockingly removes his lips and presses them against his butt, insinuating that Slinky is kissing Woody’s butt.
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A Gentleman's Intermission

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The Barbies at Al’s Toy Barn draw a lot of attention from the other toys, who are obviously attracted to them. When Mr. Potato Head later finds himself next to Tour Guide Barbie, he repeats to himself, “I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud…”
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