nostalgia All The Adult Jokes You Missed From The Toy Story Movies When You Were A Kid  

CE Hudspeth
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List Rules Vote up the funniest adult jokes you never noticed in Toy Story 1, 2, and 3

Between the three Toy Story movies that have been released, there were more than a few adult jokes you may have missed. It’s not unusual for kid’s films to contain some humor for the grown-ups who may be forced to watch along with their children, so this type of thing should be expected. Let’s take a look back at some adult jokes in Toy Story, whether they were made in 1995 or 2010. 

Toy Story is one of Disney/Pixar's most popular and profitable properties, probably because it contains a lot of humor for both children and adults. This list focuses on the adult side of things. Vote up the best jokes you never realized were in Toy Story
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You Know What Big Wings Mean


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When Buster needs to get out of the room, Jessie hops on a toy car and rides it like a skateboard, launching herself on the door handle to help Buster escape. A wide-eyed Buzz is clearly awestruck and his wings shoot up, fully erect.
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Bo Peep and Woody’s Night Plans


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There’s a scene in which Bo Peep uses her shepherd's crook to pull Woody’s face close to hers and she flirtatiously asks, “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?” They’re definitely going to get together and hook up later.
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Hook 'Er


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Remember Sid’s toy that was a pair of Barbie legs with a fishing rod attached? Well, that was a hooker. It wasn’t even hidden, you just likely didn’t’ know what a hooker was at that age.
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Woody Doesn't Want to Corrupt the Young Toys


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When Buzz first comes on the scene, the other toys are super impressed by him, and when Woody is searching for a way to describe him, Buzz offers assistance, saying, “I think the word you’re searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’” Woody replies, “The word I’m searching for I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present.”
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