Taking a look at this list of dirty jokes on Spongebob SquarePants, it’s clear that the writers and animators aren’t afraid to include some funnies for the grown folks who might be watching with their kids or even on their own. It’s no secret that there are adult jokes on cartoons generally considered to be children’s entertainment, especially absurd and subversive NIckelodeon shows. Still, SpongeBob SquarePants jokes routinely set a new standard for wink-wink nudge-nudge adult humor.Here they are in all their inappropriate glory: the adult jokes on Spongebob Squarepants that went right over your innocent head as a kid. Vote up the very funniest inappropriate SpongeBob jokes and downvote the ones that play to adults to diminished returns.
A Totally Visible Fish Phallus
This isn't even a subtle joke, it's just straight-up visual inappropriateness. A fish's private parts are pretty clearly visual, which maybe the animators assumed nobody would be looking for, but nothing gets past the Internet.
The Prostitution Joke
The nakedness and the exchange of cash make this particular visual joke about the world's oldest profession perfectly clear.
Squidward's Unsubtle Ejaculatory Joke
Squidward says that he hopes Mr. Krabs's "whole wiener thing” will “blow right up in his face." It doesn’t take a particularly dirty mind to interpret this inappropriately, just one that’s been exposed to the adult world.