jokes Filthy SpongeBob SquarePants Jokes You Didn't Get as a Kid  

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Taking a look at this list of dirty jokes on Spongebob SquarePants, it’s clear that the writers and animators aren’t afraid to include some funnies for the grown folks who might be watching with their kids or even on their own. It’s no secret that there are adult jokes on cartoons generally considered to be children’s entertainment, especially absurd and subversive NIckelodeon shows. Still, SpongeBob SquarePants jokes routinely set a new standard for wink-wink nudge-nudge adult humor.

Here they are in all their inappropriate glory: the adult jokes on Spongebob Squarepants that went right over your innocent head as a kid. Vote up the very funniest inappropriate SpongeBob jokes and downvote the ones that play to adults to diminished returns.

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SpongeBob Tells Gary “Don’t Drop the Soap”

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Spongebob hands Gary "Doubloons," which are two bars of soap, advising "Don't drop 'em." Spongebob also gives a creepy wink, making the reference to rape in prison showers abundantly clear.
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SpongeBob's Shame at Watching Porn

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This is actually hilarious, as SpongeBob reacts panicked when Gary slides in, quickly changing the TV to the sports channel. This is textbook adult humor in a cartoon, a joke made in such a way that kids think nothing of it, while parents definitely know what they just saw.
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The Inappropriate Coin Slot Gag

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Two fish try to find the "coin slot" on a seahorse that they think is a ride. One of them tries to insert a coin and offscreen, the seahorse make a displeased sound. The fish then goes flying as if it were knocked into an oblivion, presumably for shoving a coin in an uncomfortable place.
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Patrick Thinks His Privates Are Showing

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Spongebob tells Patrick that his "genius" is showing, which Patrick obviously hears incorrectly because he's super alarmed as he covers his crotch and asks "Where?!"