Culture Adult Things No One Prepared You For  

Lauren Slocum
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When you were little, you probably dreamed of adulthood. The phrase "When I grow up..." was probably tossed around with an air of whimsy and desire that made the progression of days seem more like a fairytale than a slow march towards death. And no matter how much you daydreamed about becoming self-sufficient and successful, there are plenty of adult things you never learned to do that leave you wondering, "WTF, Mom and Dad?" 

Ultimately, age doesn't matter; as long as you're physically capable, consider yourself age appropriate. But there are tons of things adults do that kids and teenagers never have to think about. Buying a house? Realizing you have back-fat rolls? Dealing with sexual harassment in the office? You may experience any or all of those examples during your career as an adult, and guess what? You won't have any clue what you're doing because no one prepared you for it. 

Many of the items on this list of things you learn when you grow up can't be taught. No one can really tell you what to expect when you have a baby, but why weren't we taught the best ways to grow our savings accounts? Or how to contribute to a 401k? There should be a class in high school similar to home economics that teaches you smart banking habits, how to file your taxes, and that lets you know one day, 70% of the friends you had will disappear into the murky abyss of social media. 

Do you ever wonder, "Why didn't anyone teach me that?" We all do! So if you're on board for creating a curriculum that actively scares the crap out of kids who are excited about being adults, you should contribute anything you wish you'd known going into adulthood! We can't promise it'll end up on a whiteboard or finals exam, but feel free to print out this list and hand it to your 10 year old. And - don't forget to vote up the items you think are the most critical to being an awesome adult.

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The American Dream Is Expensiv... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
looksharp added The American Dream Is Expensive

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Even Your Dream Job Will Still... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Even Your Dream Job Will Still Be... a Job

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How to Deal with A**holes... T... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Deal with A**holes... They're Everywhere!

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Your Friend Circle Will Shrink is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Your Friend Circle Will Shrink

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Your Whole Life Will Be a Seri... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Your Whole Life Will Be a Series of "Fake It Til You Make It" Scenarios

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You Will Still Think in Terms ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
You Will Still Think in Terms of, "When I Grow Up..."

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Your Body Will Fall Apart is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
looksharp added Your Body Will Fall Apart

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Buying a Home is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Buying a Home

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Your Metabolism WILL Change is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Your Metabolism WILL Change

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Standing Up for Yourself in Un... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Standing Up for Yourself in Uncomfortable Situations

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You Will Have to Try Really Ha... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
You Will Have to Try Really Hard to Keep Meaningful People in Your Life

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How to Establish Credit is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Establish Credit

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Your College Education Probabl... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Your College Education Probably Won't Apply to Your Job

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Your Parents Become Real Peopl... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Your Parents Become Real People. And You Will Judge Them.

15 Actors Who Hate Why They're Famous

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How to Handle Rejection, Both ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Handle Rejection, Both Personally and Professionally

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Fixing Home Repairs on Your Ow... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Fixing Home Repairs on Your Own

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You'll Probably Feel Like ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
You'll Probably Feel Like a Little Kid Forever

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How to File Your Taxes is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to File Your Taxes

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Unemployment is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
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Falling in Love Is About Roman... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Falling in Love Is About Romance AND Practicality

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Efficient Time Management Skil... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Efficient Time Management Skills

Things We Should Do, But Don't

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The Workplace is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
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How to Diagnose Car Problems is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Diagnose Car Problems

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When Your Kids Grow Up, They M... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
When Your Kids Grow Up, They Might Not Like You

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Your Arms Will Get Fat and You... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Your Arms Will Get Fat and You'll Kind of Care but Probably Won't Do Anything About It

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How to Manage Your Budget is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Manage Your Budget

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Setting Up a 401K is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Setting Up a 401K

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There Is Such a Thing as Falli... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
There Is Such a Thing as Falling Out of Love

48 Things Every Man Should Know

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How to Grow Your Savings Accou... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Grow Your Savings Account

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How to Stay Composed When You ... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
How to Stay Composed When You Get Pulled Over

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You Really Will Get "a Cas... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
You Really Will Get "a Case of the Mondays" Every Now and Then (/Always)

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Being "Smart" Doesn... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Being "Smart" Doesn't Really Matter... It's All About Motivation and Taking Action on Your Dreams

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Sex Is Very Normal and It'... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Sex Is Very Normal and It's Actually Really Enjoyable

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Becoming a Parent for the Firs... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Becoming a Parent for the First Time

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Private Parts Vary Drastically... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Private Parts Vary Drastically From Partner to Partner

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Appearance Matters is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
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Dealing with Sexual Harrasment is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Dealing with Sexual Harrasment

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Free Time is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Adult Things No One Prepared You For
Gabby Gellerman added Free Time you literally have none