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Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes

Updated June 8, 2017 891 votes 90 voters 28.0k views
The "funny" quotes by former Vice President Al Gore are a rare compendium. Stupid quotes from Al Gore are abound, but never seem to be publicized enough, no matter how unfunny they may be! Al Gore is noted for his gaffes, silly flubs and boasts among other things that he has achieved so far. While he may be an oscar and nobel prize winner, Al Gore proves you can win awards and still put your foot in your mouth. Al Gore's gaffes seem to be very real clues to the inner man. Here's the former VP putting his foot in his mouth or trying to be funny and failing.
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    I gave you the internet and I can take it away.

    "Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away."

    The #9 item on the "Top 10 Rejected Gore-Lieberman Campaign Slogans," read by Al Gore on the "Late Show with David Letterman"
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    Hillary clinton, I want to fight for you.''

    "I did think it was effective when I weaved in stories of real people in the audience and their everyday challenges. Like the woman here tonight whose husband is about to lose his job. She's struggling to get out of public housing and get a job of her own. Hillary Clinton, I want to fight for you.''

    At the 2000 Al Smith Dinner
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    I used to be the next president of the united states of america.

    "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America."

    In a speech at Bocconi University in Milan, Italy
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    I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce...

    "Even though I honestly had not planned on doing this, I guess with a billion people watching, it's as good a time as any. So, my fellow Americans, I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce..."

    Pretending to announce for president before being drowned out by the orchestra at the Oscars
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