Weird Truly Weird Alcohol That's Made from the Strangest Substances  

Laura Allan
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List Rules Vote up the boozes you're not sure you'd even want to try based on their bizarre ingredients..

We've all heard of certain kinds of tequila that have a worm in them, and some of us have probably wrinkled our noses in disgust. Well, would you believe that this tequila is really on the mild end of things? Around the world, people have made alcohol out of some really fascinating, and often horrifying, things. Some of these strange substances are enough to make your stomach turn, and not just from the alcohol content. 

Sometimes there's a reason to drink alcohol made of weird things - maybe it's part of your religion, or culture, or it's considered to be medicinal. Still, with some of these options, a trip to the doctor is probably a safer bet.

So join us on this strange and distressing journey through the wide world of weird alcohols. We just hope you have a strong stomach, because by the time we're done, you'll wish you'd just stuck with drinking the worm. 
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The "Sourtoe" Cocktail, Made with a Mummified Toe
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Dawson City, Canada, has a little bar entirely devoted to a single cocktail, called The Sourtoe Cocktail. Why is it called that? Because the cocktail is served with a mummified human toe right in the glass. There's only one rule if you want to drink it: "You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow - but the lips have gotta touch the toe."
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Wine Made with the Bodies of Baby Mice
Wine Made with the Bodies of B... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Truly Weird Alcohol That's Made from the Strangest Substances
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Unfortunately, this is just as grisly as it sounds. The wine is made from rice and live baby mice that are no more than three days old. The mice are drowned in the wine, then left to ferment for a year or more. Some people say it tastes likes gasoline
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Wine Made from Dead Seagulls
Wine Made from Dead Seagulls is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Truly Weird Alcohol That's Made from the Strangest Substances
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This one was originally made by the Eskimos, and it's kind of horrifying. The wine is simple to make: you just get a dead seagull, put it in a bottle, and then let it ferment in the sunlight. That's it. Needless to say, you can't find this in any stores. 
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Three Penis Liqueur
Three Penis Liqueur is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Truly Weird Alcohol That's Made from the Strangest Substances
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Also called tezhi sanbian jiu, this is a wine-like drink actually made with the penises of three different animals: seal, deer, and dog. This Chinese rice wine supposedly has medicinal properties that help with (big surprise here) male virility. 
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