Addiction The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle  

Bryce Chelsea
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Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brand names alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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318 106
Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gotta replenish those electrolytes

2
281 104
Advil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Advil To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe

3
259 131
Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant, Fast food - You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!

4
249 129
Listerine is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell

5
248 158
Jack Daniels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack Daniels He'll get you through that breakup

6
203 128
Smart Water is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you

7
176 140
Vitamin Water is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vitamin Water If you want to add a little flavor to your dehydration relief

8
187 154
Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying

9
176 150
Absolut is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vodka - Two words: Bloody. Mary.

10
177 166
Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants - Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!

11
164 156
Visine is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep

12
144 142
Uber is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Transportation - You probably left your car somewhere

13
139 149
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jose Cuervo Tequila always seems like a good idea

14
150 175
Marlboro is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Marlboro You meet lots of interesting people on the smoking patio

15
103 118
Johnnie Walker is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added

16
122 150
Old Spice is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets

17
126 163
Plan B is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Plan B Don't let nine months of pregnancy get in the way of your drinking

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19 5
McDonald's is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added McDonald's

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17 5
Trojan is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Trojan

20
16 5
IHOP is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Restaurant, Patent Owners and Lessors

21
16 5
Denny's is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Restaurant, Eating and Drinking Places

22
112 152
Bayer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Health Care, Pharmaceutics, Pharmaceutical industry - Good for heart attacks AND hangovers

23
117 161
Jack in the Box is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant - You can order breakfast any time of the day

24
16 7
Coca-Cola is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Beverages

25
13 6
Excedrin is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Excedrin

26
118 178
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bud Light It's the next best thing to water

27
102 157
Degree is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Prepare for your whore's bath

28
9 9
Activated Charcoal is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Activated Charcoal Alcohol poisoning prevention treatment. Traps toxins & chemicals in your body so they can be flushed out of your system so your body doesn't reabsorb them.

29
7 10
K-Y is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added K-Y Water-based, water-soluble personal lubricants, most commonly used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse

30
6 11
LifeStyles is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added LifeStyles

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6 12
Durex is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Durex

32
5 11
Essentia Water is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Essentia Water Supercharged ionized alkaline water that’s clinically shown to rehydrate better

33
86 155
Lyft is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Let someone else take your drunk ass home

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4 11
Budweiser Stag Brewing Company is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

35
4 12
R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company Tobacco, Cigarette Manufacturing

36
89 167
Carl's Jr. is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant, Fast food - Their grease is magical for hangovers

37
84 159
Target is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You can't show up to work in yesterday's clothes

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75 165
Gas X is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gas X Beer has consequences

39
59 162
Ross Stores is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Family Clothing Stores, Retail - People will notice if you wear that rad "Game of Thrones" shirt two days in a row

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36 123
Tullamore Dew is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Tullamore Dew

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47 171
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant - Something has to motivate you to get off that stranger's couch

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38 168
Berocca is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Berocca Fight that hangover with herbs and minerals

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23 122
Ballantine's is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added