alcoholics The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle  

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Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brand names alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gatorade Gotta replenish those electrolytes

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239 97
Advil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Advil To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe

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224 112
Listerine is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Listerine Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell

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221 119
Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Taco Bell Restaurant, Fast food - You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!

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213 142
Jack Daniels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack Daniels He'll get you through that breakup

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177 115
Smart Water is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Smart Water Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you

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152 122
Vitamin Water is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vitamin Water If you want to add a little flavor to your dehydration relief

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163 135
Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Red Bull Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying

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159 131
Absolut is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Absolut Vodka - Two words: Bloody. Mary.

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153 131
Visine is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Visine You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep

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149 151
Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Starbucks Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants - Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!

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Marlboro is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Marlboro You meet lots of interesting people on the smoking patio

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113 133
Uber is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Uber Transportation - You probably left your car somewhere

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115 137
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jose Cuervo Tequila always seems like a good idea

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108 132
Old Spice is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Old Spice Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets

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Johnnie Walker is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Johnnie Walker

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100 133
Bayer is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bayer Health Care, Pharmaceutics, Pharmaceutical industry - Good for heart attacks AND hangovers

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106 148
Plan B is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Plan B Don't let nine months of pregnancy get in the way of your drinking

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101 144
Jack in the Box is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack in the Box Restaurant - You can order breakfast any time of the day

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106 156
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bud Light It's the next best thing to water

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91 138
Degree is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Degree Prepare for your whore's bath

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80 148
Carl's Jr. is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Carl's Jr. Restaurant, Fast food - Their grease is magical for hangovers

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73 139
Lyft is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Lyft Let someone else take your drunk ass home

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Target is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Target You can't show up to work in yesterday's clothes

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Gas X is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gas X Beer has consequences

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Ross Stores is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Ross Family Clothing Stores, Retail - People will notice if you wear that rad "Game of Thrones" shirt two days in a row

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30 104
Tullamore Dew is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Tullamore Dew

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44 151
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Restaurant - Something has to motivate you to get off that stranger's couch

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38 145
Berocca is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Berocca Fight that hangover with herbs and minerals

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21 99
Ballantine's is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Ballantine's