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Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brand names alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gatorade Gotta replenish those electrolytes

2
257 100
Advil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Advil To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe

3
236 120
Listerine is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Listerine Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell

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236 127
Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Taco Bell Restaurant, Fast food - You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!

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229 153
Jack Daniels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack Daniels He'll get you through that breakup

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190 121
Smart Water is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Smart Water Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you

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174 144
Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Red Bull Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying

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163 132
Vitamin Water is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vitamin Water If you want to add a little flavor to your dehydration relief

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166 139
Absolut is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Absolut Vodka - Two words: Bloody. Mary.

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159 143
Visine is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Visine You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep

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163 159
Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Starbucks Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants - Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!

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127 138
Uber is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Uber Transportation - You probably left your car somewhere

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128 141
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jose Cuervo Tequila always seems like a good idea

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141 165
Marlboro is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Marlboro You meet lots of interesting people on the smoking patio

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116 138
Old Spice is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Old Spice Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets

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90 110
Johnnie Walker is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Johnnie Walker

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115 155
Plan B is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Plan B Don't let nine months of pregnancy get in the way of your drinking

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103 143
Bayer is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bayer Health Care, Pharmaceutics, Pharmaceutical industry - Good for heart attacks AND hangovers

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107 153
Jack in the Box is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack in the Box Restaurant - You can order breakfast any time of the day

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113 164
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bud Light It's the next best thing to water

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97 144
Degree is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Degree Prepare for your whore's bath

The Very Best Coconut Water Brands

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McDonald's is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added McDonald's

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Trojan is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Trojan

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Durex is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Durex

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Excedrin is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Excedrin

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Activated Charcoal is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Activated Charcoal Alcohol poisoning prevention treatment. Traps toxins & chemicals in your body so they can be flushed out of your system so your body doesn't reabsorb them.

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IHOP is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added IHOP Restaurant, Patent Owners and Lessors

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K-Y is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added K-Y Water-based, water-soluble personal lubricants, most commonly used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse

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Denny's is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Denny's Restaurant, Eating and Drinking Places

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Coca-Cola is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Coca-Cola Beverages

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Essentia Water is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Essentia Water Supercharged ionized alkaline water that’s clinically shown to rehydrate better

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Budweiser Stag Brewing Company is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Budweiser Stag Brewing Company

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LifeStyles is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added LifeStyles

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R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company Tobacco, Cigarette Manufacturing

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85 158
Carl's Jr. is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Carl's Jr. Restaurant, Fast food - Their grease is magical for hangovers

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80 150
Target is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Target You can't show up to work in yesterday's clothes

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77 148
Lyft is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Lyft Let someone else take your drunk ass home

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72 154
Gas X is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gas X Beer has consequences

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56 151
Ross Stores is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Ross Family Clothing Stores, Retail - People will notice if you wear that rad "Game of Thrones" shirt two days in a row

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31 114
Tullamore Dew is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Tullamore Dew

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46 160
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Restaurant - Something has to motivate you to get off that stranger's couch

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38 156
Berocca is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Berocca Fight that hangover with herbs and minerals

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22 110
Ballantine's is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Ballantine's