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Bryce Chelsea
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Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brand names alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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323 108
Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gotta replenish those electrolytes
2
286 107
Advil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe
3
263 133
Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant, Fast food
You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!
4
254 130
Listerine is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell
5
253 161
Jack Daniels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
He'll get you through that breakup
6
207 129
Smart Water is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you
7
180 141
Vitamin Water is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
If you want to add a little flavor to your dehydration relief
8
190 157
Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying
9
180 152
Absolut is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vodka
Two words: Bloody. Mary.
10
179 172
Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants
Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!
11
167 158
Visine is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep
12
149 144
Uber is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Transportation
You probably left your car somewhere
13
141 152
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Tequila always seems like a good idea
14
153 178
Marlboro is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You meet lots of interesting people on the smoking patio
15
105 122
Johnnie Walker is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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22 6
Denny's is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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17
23 8
McDonald's is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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18
125 154
Old Spice is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets
19
129 165
Plan B is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Don't let nine months of pregnancy get in the way of your drinking
20
20 7
IHOP is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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21
22 10
Coca-Cola is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Beverages
22
117 152
Bayer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Health Care, Pharmaceutics, Pharmaceutical industry
Good for heart attacks AND hangovers
23
19 8
Trojan is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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119 164
Jack in the Box is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant
You can order breakfast any time of the day
25
14 8
Excedrin is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added