Addiction The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle  

Bryce Chelsea
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Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brand names alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.

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Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gatorade Gotta replenish those electrolytes

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Advil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Advil To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe

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Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Taco Bell Restaurant, Fast food - You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!

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Listerine is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Listerine Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell

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Jack Daniels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack Daniels He'll get you through that breakup

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Smart Water is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Smart Water Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you

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Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Red Bull Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying

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Vitamin Water is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vitamin Water If you want to add a little flavor to your dehydration relief

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Absolut is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Absolut Vodka - Two words: Bloody. Mary.

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Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Starbucks Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants - Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!

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Visine is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Visine You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep

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Uber is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Uber Transportation - You probably left your car somewhere

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Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jose Cuervo Tequila always seems like a good idea

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Marlboro is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Marlboro You meet lots of interesting people on the smoking patio

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Old Spice is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Old Spice Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets

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Johnnie Walker is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Johnnie Walker

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Plan B is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Plan B Don't let nine months of pregnancy get in the way of your drinking

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Jack in the Box is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Jack in the Box Restaurant - You can order breakfast any time of the day

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Bayer is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bayer Health Care, Pharmaceutics, Pharmaceutical industry - Good for heart attacks AND hangovers

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McDonald's is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added McDonald's

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Trojan is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Trojan

The Best Automotive Exterior Accessory Brands

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Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Bud Light It's the next best thing to water

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Denny's is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Denny's Restaurant, Eating and Drinking Places

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Coca-Cola is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Coca-Cola Beverages

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Degree is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Degree Prepare for your whore's bath

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IHOP is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added IHOP Restaurant, Patent Owners and Lessors

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Excedrin is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Excedrin

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Activated Charcoal is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Activated Charcoal Alcohol poisoning prevention treatment. Traps toxins & chemicals in your body so they can be flushed out of your system so your body doesn't reabsorb them.

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Lyft is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Lyft Let someone else take your drunk ass home

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Carl's Jr. is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Carl's Jr. Restaurant, Fast food - Their grease is magical for hangovers

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Essentia Water is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Essentia Water Supercharged ionized alkaline water that’s clinically shown to rehydrate better

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K-Y is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added K-Y Water-based, water-soluble personal lubricants, most commonly used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse

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LifeStyles is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added LifeStyles

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Target is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Target You can't show up to work in yesterday's clothes

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Budweiser Stag Brewing Company is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Budweiser Stag Brewing Company

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Durex is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Durex

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R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company Tobacco, Cigarette Manufacturing

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Gas X is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gas X Beer has consequences

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Ross Stores is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Ross Family Clothing Stores, Retail - People will notice if you wear that rad "Game of Thrones" shirt two days in a row

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Tullamore Dew is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Tullamore Dew

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The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Restaurant - Something has to motivate you to get off that stranger's couch

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Berocca is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Berocca Fight that hangover with herbs and minerals

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Ballantine's is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added Ballantine's