Brands The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle  

Bryce Chelsea
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Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brand names alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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322 108
Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Gotta replenish those electrolytes

2
285 106
Advil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe

3
262 132
Taco Bell is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant, Fast food - You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!

4
253 130
Listerine is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell

5
251 160
Jack Daniels is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
He'll get you through that breakup

6
206 129
Smart Water is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you

7
179 141
Vitamin Water is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
If you want to add a little flavor to your dehydration relief

8
189 157
Red Bull is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying

9
179 151
Absolut is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Vodka - Two words: Bloody. Mary.

10
179 169
Starbucks is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Coffee and Tea Manufacturing, Coffeehouse, Limited-Service Restaurants - Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!

11
166 158
Visine is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep

12
147 143
Uber is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Transportation - You probably left your car somewhere

13
140 152
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Tequila always seems like a good idea

14
152 178
Marlboro is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You meet lots of interesting people on the smoking patio

15
104 121
Johnnie Walker is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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124 152
Old Spice is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets

17
22 7
McDonald's is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

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129 164
Plan B is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Don't let nine months of pregnancy get in the way of your drinking

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20 6
Denny's is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Restaurant, Eating and Drinking Places

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19 6
IHOP is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Restaurant, Patent Owners and Lessors

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20 9
Coca-Cola is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Beverages

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116 152
Bayer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Health Care, Pharmaceutics, Pharmaceutical industry - Good for heart attacks AND hangovers

23
18 8
Trojan is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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119 163
Jack in the Box is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant - You can order breakfast any time of the day

25
13 8
Excedrin is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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119 180
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
It's the next best thing to water

27
103 158
Degree is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Prepare for your whore's bath

28
9 11
Activated Charcoal is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

Alcohol poisoning prevention treatment. Traps toxins & chemicals in your body so they can be flushed out of your system so your body doesn't reabsorb them.

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8 11
K-Y is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

Water-based, water-soluble personal lubricants, most commonly used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse

30
88 155
Lyft is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Let someone else take your drunk ass home

31
7 14
Durex is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

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6 13
Essentia Water is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

Supercharged ionized alkaline water that’s clinically shown to rehydrate better

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6 13
LifeStyles is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

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92 167
Carl's Jr. is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant, Fast food - Their grease is magical for hangovers

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4 13
Budweiser Stag Brewing Company is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added

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4 14
R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Steven Miller added Tobacco, Cigarette Manufacturing

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85 160
Target is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
You can't show up to work in yesterday's clothes

38
75 168
Gas X is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Beer has consequences

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61 163
Ross Stores is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Family Clothing Stores, Retail - People will notice if you wear that rad "Game of Thrones" shirt two days in a row

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36 126
Tullamore Dew is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
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49 172
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Restaurant - Something has to motivate you to get off that stranger's couch

42
39 170
Berocca is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
Fight that hangover with herbs and minerals

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23 125
Ballantine's is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle
lalispeter added