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The All-Time Best 'South Park' Characters, Ranked

Updated January 8, 2021 157.8k votes 10.7k voters 174.2k views131 items

List RulesAll minor and major characters from South Park.

With so many funny South Park characters, it's tough to say who the greatest really is without everybody weighing in on the discussion. Vote for your favorite South Park characters and help make this list the ultimate resource for longtime fans and newcomers alike. The list of South Park characters draws from the array of personalities who have appeared on various seasons of the show, along with the names of the actors who played them. 

Among high-ranking names on the list are characters like Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch, as well as fan-favorites like Towelie,  Randy, and the Goth Kids. That said, one of the more popular up-and-coming South Park characters is PC Principal, a frat boy-ish white man with a love for social justice and PC culture. You can click each image for a larger picture, and in some cases you can click the character's name for a more detailed description. If you're looking to laugh at similar characters, check out other shows like South Park.

Wondering who all the funniest South Park? Scroll down to see all the top South Park characters readers have voted up, and if your favorite character is missing, add them below.

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  • 1
    4,714
    1,534

    Eric Cartman

    Trey Parker

    "Respect mah authoritah."

  • 2
    4,614
    1,504

    Butters Stotch

    Matt Stone

    “Do You Know What I Am Saying?”

  • 3
    4,494
    1,495

    Randy Marsh

    Trey Parker

    “I thought this was America!”

  • 4
    3,745
    1,276

    Kenny McCormick

    Matt Stone

    "I assume you must be Eric Cartman because you are fat."

  • 5
    3,100
    1,053

    Stan Marsh

    Trey Parker

    "I'm nominating You For Biggest Douche In The Universe Award."

  • 6
    3,335
    1,147

    Kyle Broflovski

    Matt Stone

    "No, he's talking about "f*ck". You can't say "f*ck" in school, you f*cking fat a**!"

  • 7
    2,309
    1,012

    Chef

    Isaac Hayes

    "Hello there, children!"

  • 8
    1,997
    880

    Mr. Mackey

    Trey Parker

     "Umm... Drugs are bad, m'kay."

  • 9
    2,160
    958

    Mr. Garrison

    Trey Parker

    "And, so, children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a police officer."

  • 10
    2,096
    931

    Jimmy Valmer

    Trey Parker

    "Wow, What A Great Audience."

  • 11
    1,716
    786

    Tuong Lu Kim

    Trey Parker

    "Herro, Sh**ty Wok, take your order prease."

  • 12
    1,569
    729

    Token Black

    Adrien Beard

    "Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!"

  • 13
    2,093
    995

    Craig Tucker

    Matt Stone

    "Wow, Kenny's a Japanese princess."

  • 14
    1,442
    670

    Ms. Cartman

    Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza Schneider

    "Eric's not fat. He's just big boned."

  • 15
    1,783
    846

    Ike Broflovski

    various children of South Park employees

     "Don't kick the baby!"

  • 16
    468
    182

    Mysterion

  • 17
    1,468
    695

    Clyde Donovan

    Trey Parker

    "Whenever I'm confused about what's going on in a movie, I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up and explains the plot to me."

  • 18
    432
    166

    Professor Chaos

  • 19
    1,783
    878

    Towelie

    Vernon Chatman

    "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

  • 20
    1,662
    838

    Timmy

    Trey Parker

    "Timmy!"

  • 21
    1,455
    766

    Wendy Testaburger

    Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza Schneider

    "Don't f**k with Wendy Testaburger!!"

  • 22
    360
    162

    Coon

  • 23
    1,906
    1,096

    Tweek Tweak

    Matt Stone

    "Oh man, that is way too much pressure!"

  • 24
    554
    310

    Mr. Hat

  • 25
    916
    561

    Gerald and Sheila Broflovski

    Matt Stone; Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall