Mockery The All-Time Ugliest Athletes  

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List Rules Any ugly athlete from any sport of all time may be included

The all-time ugliest athletes prove once and for all that there is no connection between beauty and athletic ability. These athletes from professional football, baseball, basketball, hockey and wrestling are the ugliest of the ugly. Caution, the images contained on the list of the ugliest athletes of all time are not suited for all audiences and possibly not safe for life.

It's pretty easy to pick out professional wrestlers, if that really counts as a sport, as some of the ugliest athletes around. WWE, formerly WWF, stars actually get paid to be those scary and sometimes morbidly obese characters, as was the case with "Butterbean" and "Bastion Booger."

It's equally as easy to pick out toothless NHL players who, throughout their playing careers, have lost their pearly whites and what little bit of handsome they had in fights. Mike Ricci is a perfect offender in that category as is the likes of Alexander Ovechkin, Johan Franzen and Daniel Carcillo.

But once you take all of those uglies out of the way, there's still a long list professional athletes both active today or long retired that take ugly to a whole 'nother level. Unfortunately for these athletes, ugly is simply they were born with and aren't getting rid of anytime soon.

Take Iain Dowie, Don Mossi or Leon Spinks for example. Each could be mistaken from some type of wild animal, strange science-fiction creature or a character from "The Goonies." Look at Jared Allen, Marshawn Lynch, John Kruk or Sam Cassell. Each are not exactly a trainwreck but all are far from beautiful.

Luckily for all of these professional athletes, success in the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL is not a direct result of beauty but simply their athletic ability. Ben Roethlisberger, AJ Halk and Pete Rose, you're welcome. What are the top 10 ugliest athletes of all time? The top 25? If you so desire, vote on this list and tell other sports fans what you think!
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2,189 546
Leon Spinks is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
age 66

2
1,500 384
Iain Dowie is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
age 54

3
1,500 391
Big Daddy V is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
PeteBoyle added Big Daddy V

4
1,554 449
Bastion Booger is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes

5
1,866 603
Gheorghe Muresan is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes

6
1,167 425
Don Mossi is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
age 90

7
1,341 531
Andre the Giant is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
SamuelCaldwellJr. added Andre the Giant

8
1,540 625
Sam Cassell is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
age 50

9
1,016 445
Tyrone Hill is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
age 51

10
1,102 490
Butterbean is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes

11
864 372
Popeye Jones is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
wiabux added age 49

12
954 423
Otis Nixon is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
davec007 added age 60

13
1,067 535
Alexander Ovechkin is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes

14
382 150
Franck Ribéry is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
scruffenstein added age 36

15
928 490
Manute Bol is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
Dec. at 48 (1962-2010)

16
1,407 803
Dennis Rodman is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
age 58

17
176 42
Byron Mullens is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
idawg387 added age 30

18
798 435
Willie McGee is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
davec007 added age 61

19
607 316
Jack Lambert is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
rosebud added age 67

20
1,033 592
Joakim Noah is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
sdecarvalho added age 34

21
163 42
Luke Chadwick is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
KevLeach added age 39

22
347 166
Chris Kaman is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
hookstyler added age 37

23
336 160
Billie Jean King is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
BobbyMoore added age 76

24
895 536
Ronaldinho is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
evilgrin32 added age 39

25
157 44
Tony Snell is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The All-Time Ugliest Athletes
idawg387 added age 24