food/drink The Most Insane, Nasty Things to Ever Happened in Buffets  

Duke Harten
323 votes 111 voters 32.1k views 18 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the most unbelievable buffet stories.

Ever wander into a buffet and wonder what goes on behind the scenes? Or what happens on a busy Saturday night when the regulars are in full force? Wonder no more - below, we've compiled a list of the best (or worst) all-you-can-eat buffet horror stories. These gross food stories will have you alternately laughing and gagging at humanity's potential for gluttony. But beware: after reading these gross buffet stories, it might be a while before you can muster the courage to return to your favorite all-you-can-eat establishment.

1
31 4

Heart Attack or Flatulence?


Heart Attack or Flatulence? is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Insane, Nasty Things to Ever Happened in Buffets
Photo: New Line Cinema

"Once witnessed a man eat four plates of food piled high (I'm talking Southern food, so it was all fried foods), claim he was having a heart attack and clutch his chest, then let out the biggest, most foul-smelling fart I have ever experienced.

"After he laughed about it, he continued to go back and eat two more plates of entrees, and a plate of desserts."

2
32 9

A New Dipping Sauce Applicator


A New Dipping Sauce Applicator is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Insane, Nasty Things to Ever Happened in Buffets
Photo: NBC

"I once saw a really fat dude at a Chinese Buffet smear ranch dressing from his wrist to elbow, then as he ate, he brushed the food along the dressing before putting into his mouth."

3
21 3

And They Say Kids Aren't Useful


And They Say Kids Aren't Usefu... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Insane, Nasty Things to Ever Happened in Buffets
Photo: Nickelodeon

"At a Golden Corral, I saw a family come in. Mom, dad, one kid, and one baby. The mom got a high chair on wheels for the kid, and then left the kid in a car seat at the table. She pushed the high chair to the buffet and proceeded to stack plates on it like her own personal table on wheels.

"She never put the kid in the high chair."

4
18 4

Leave No Roll Behind


Leave No Roll Behind is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Insane, Nasty Things to Ever Happened in Buffets
Photo: Paramount Pictures

"Watched a lady get a to-go box and fill it up to the top. The bottom of the Styrofoam was about to give out when she dropped an egg roll on the ground. She then proceeded to pick it up with her toes (she was wearing flip-flops) and place it in the box."