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Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII  

Amy Boal
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List Rules Other choices for the seventh Star Wars film that are slightly more exciting. Vote up and add your own great ideas!

The title for the long awaited seventh Star Wars film has finally been announced! Are YOU ready for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens? Or are you know just curious to find out why it went to sleep in the first place? And what kind of mattress it's been using. And also, did it have a down comforter? I hope the force was cozy. JJ Abrams is directing the latest installment in the classic scifi film series, and it's great to finally have a title, but could it have been better? Yes. And the options below are all a lot more fun.

Vote up the best alternate titles for the seventh film in the Star Wars saga, or add your own!
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Is Sorry About Jar Jar
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Can't Even
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Star Wars Episode VII: Game of... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
TylerHarrell added Star Wars Episode VII: Game of Clones
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Star Wars Episode VII: Attack ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Infidel67 added Star Wars Episode VII: Attack of the Lens-flare
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Star Wars Episode VII: Old Peo... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
DeaJeaNimbus added Star Wars Episode VII: Old People In Robes With Glowsticks
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Star Wars Episode VII: We're R... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: We're Really FORCING This Title
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Star Wars Episode VII: The Emp... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Emperor's New Groove
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Star Wars Episode VII: Han Doe... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: Han Does the Ice Bucket Challenge, Hoth Style
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Star Wars Episode VII: Chewbac... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: Chewbacca Learns to Read
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Star Wars Episode VII: Galaxy ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
8145935989 added Star Wars Episode VII: Galaxy at War
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Star Wars Episode VII: Ewoks G... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: Ewoks Get Revenge
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force and the Midi-chlorians Go to White Castle
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Star Wars Episode VII: Jabba G... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Bootsdad added Star Wars Episode VII: Jabba Gets Gastric Bypass
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Star Wars Episode VII: Maybe Y... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
this is bacon added Star Wars Episode VII: Maybe You Won't Want Your Money Back
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Star Wars Episode VII: Noooooo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Switchdoctor added Star Wars Episode VII: Nooooooooooooooo!
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Goes Back to Sleep
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Needs Some Me Time
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Is a Mysterious Island Full of Others
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Is Super Stoked
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Star Wars Episode VII: Luke Ge... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: Luke Gets Really Into Game of Thrones
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Star Wars Episode VII: Get the... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: Get the Force Some Coffee
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Has Narcolepsy
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Star Wars Episode VII: Force S... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: Force Source Course Borce
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Star Wars Episode VII: The For... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Is Very Hungry
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Star Wars, Episode VII: Empire... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Awesome Alternate Titles for Star Wars Episode VII
8145935989 added Star Wars, Episode VII: Empire of Idiots