Total Nerd 23 Of The Funniest Possible Alternate Titles For The Han Solo Film  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the alternate titles for Han's solo feature that show parsecs more creativity than simply "Solo."

When producers announced a spin-off Han Solo film centering on the smuggler's early years, fans expected a better title than they received: Solo: A Star Wars Story. Because the producers clearly decided to be lazy, collected below are alternate titles for Solo that might actually make you want to see it. These better titles for the new Star Wars movie capture the famed rebel's rugged glory, which unfortunately fails to come across with ...A Star Wars Story. Rather than imbuing the humor Solo himself inserts into the series, the current title reads like a rough draft, a placeholder before the final title it rightfully deserves is revealed. Would you have watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch if writers decided to call it Sabrina: Another Archie Comic? Probably not.

Like alternate titles to Star Wars VII, new titles for Solo give you, the fans, a chance to voice your opinion on the framing of this story. Hopefully, the filmmakers take note, because this newest Star Wars already feels more like Star Snores.

list ordered by

1
58 33
Ridin' Solo

2
60 35
Scruffy Lookin'

3
56 34
Han's Solo

4
62 43
The Han Dynasty

5
48 44
How Solo Can You Go

6
42 38
Life Before Leia

7
37 44
Idle Hans

8
32 40
Solo: A No-Carbonite Adventure

9
32 45
Solo And Yolo

10
28 48
The Han That Feeds You

11
23 40
Flyin' Solo In The Falcon

12
22 39
Embarking On A Solo Career

Here's Why Han Solo Isn't The Hero Everyone Thinks He Is

13
25 45
Big League Chewbacca

14
26 47
Built Ford Tough

15
18 42
Genghis Han

16
16 42
Heavy Is The Han That Wears The Crown

17
16 45
Han Solo And Gretel

18
12 39
Dippin' Solo

19
12 41
Han Artist

20
10 36
Han And Bothered

21
11 42
The Han Is A Solo Hunter

22
10 40
Wanna Be Han Top?

23
9 40
Comic Han

24
8 40
Hanomatopoeia