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23 Of The Funniest Possible Alternate Titles For The Han Solo Film

Updated October 13, 2018 3.4k votes 315 voters 8.9k views24 items

List RulesVote up the alternate titles for Han's solo feature that show parsecs more creativity than simply "Solo."

When producers announced a spin-off Han Solo film centering on the smuggler's early years, fans expected a better title than they received: Solo: A Star Wars Story. Because the producers clearly decided to be lazy, collected below are alternate titles for Solo that might actually make you want to see it. These better titles for the new Star Wars movie capture the famed rebel's rugged glory, which unfortunately fails to come across with ...A Star Wars Story. Rather than imbuing the humor Solo himself inserts into the series, the current title reads like a rough draft, a placeholder before the final title it rightfully deserves is revealed. Would you have watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch if writers decided to call it Sabrina: Another Archie Comic? Probably not.

Like alternate titles to Star Wars VII, new titles for Solo give you, the fans, a chance to voice your opinion on the framing of this story. Hopefully, the filmmakers take note, because this newest Star Wars already feels more like Star Snores.

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    240
    51

    Ridin' Solo

  • 2
    199
    69

    The Han Dynasty

  • 3
    134
    71

    Idle Hans

  • 4
    94
    61

    Embarking On A Solo Career

  • 5
    87
    57

    Han's Solo

  • 6
    98
    76

    The Han That Feeds You

  • 7
    82
    66

    Scruffy Lookin'

  • 8
    73
    59

    Life Before Leia

  • 9
    83
    73

    How Solo Can You Go

  • 10
    71
    70

    Genghis Han

  • 11
    66
    70

    Flyin' Solo In The Falcon

  • 12
    55
    75

    Solo And Yolo

  • 13
    48
    71

    Heavy Is The Han That Wears The Crown

  • 14
    45
    68

    Solo: A No-Carbonite Adventure

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    41
    64

    Han And Bothered

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    40
    66

    Hanomatopoeia

  • 17
    40
    66

    Dippin' Solo

  • 18
    41
    68

    The Han Is A Solo Hunter

  • 19
    38
    66

    Comic Han

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    38
    69

    Han Artist

  • 21
    39
    71

    Big League Chewbacca

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    37
    76

    Built Ford Tough

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    25
    76

    Han Solo And Gretel

  • 24
    18
    64

    Wanna Be Han Top?