Total Nerd 23 Of The Funniest Possible Alternate Titles For The Han Solo Film  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the alternate titles for Han's solo feature that show parsecs more creativity than simply "Solo."

When producers announced a spin-off Han Solo film centering on the smuggler's early years, fans expected a better title than they received: Solo: A Star Wars Story. Because the producers clearly decided to be lazy, collected below are alternate titles for Solo that might actually make you want to see it. These better titles for the new Star Wars movie capture the famed rebel's rugged glory, which unfortunately fails to come across with ...A Star Wars Story. Rather than imbuing the humor Solo himself inserts into the series, the current title reads like a rough draft, a placeholder before the final title it rightfully deserves is revealed. Would you have watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch if writers decided to call it Sabrina: Another Archie Comic? Probably not.

Like alternate titles to Star Wars VII, new titles for Solo give you, the fans, a chance to voice your opinion on the framing of this story. Hopefully, the filmmakers take note, because this newest Star Wars already feels more like Star Snores.

list ordered by
1
100 50
Ridin' Solo
2
85 55
Han's Solo
3
83 66
The Han Dynasty
4
81 64
Scruffy Lookin'
5
71 55
Life Before Leia
6
79 69
How Solo Can You Go
7
56 69
Idle Hans
8
53 71
Solo And Yolo
9
39 60
Embarking On A Solo Career
10
42 66
Solo: A No-Carbonite Adventure
11
41 74
The Han That Feeds You
12
38 69
Big League Chewbacca
13
36 74
Built Ford Tough
14
29 68
Genghis Han
15
28 69
Flyin' Solo In The Falcon
16
24 74
Han Solo And Gretel
17
17 60
Han And Bothered
18
20 69
Heavy Is The Han That Wears The Crown
19
17 62
Wanna Be Han Top?
20
17 64
Dippin' Solo
21
17 64
Hanomatopoeia
22
17 66
The Han Is A Solo Hunter
23
16 64
Comic Han
24
16 67
Han Artist