Total Nerd 23 Of The Funniest Possible Alternate Titles For The Han Solo Film  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the alternate titles for Han's solo feature that show parsecs more creativity than simply "Solo."

When producers announced a spin-off Han Solo film centering on the smuggler's early years, fans expected a better title than they received: Solo: A Star Wars Story. Because the producers clearly decided to be lazy, collected below are alternate titles for Solo that might actually make you want to see it. These better titles for the new Star Wars movie capture the famed rebel's rugged glory, which unfortunately fails to come across with ...A Star Wars Story. Rather than imbuing the humor Solo himself inserts into the series, the current title reads like a rough draft, a placeholder before the final title it rightfully deserves is revealed. Would you have watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch if writers decided to call it Sabrina: Another Archie Comic? Probably not.

Like alternate titles to Star Wars VII, new titles for Solo give you, the fans, a chance to voice your opinion on the framing of this story. Hopefully, the filmmakers take note, because this newest Star Wars already feels more like Star Snores.

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99 49
Ridin' Solo

2
85 53
Han's Solo

3
81 62
Scruffy Lookin'

4
82 65
The Han Dynasty

5
69 54
Life Before Leia

6
78 68
How Solo Can You Go

7
55 68
Idle Hans

8
50 70
Solo And Yolo

9
41 64
Solo: A No-Carbonite Adventure

10
36 60
Embarking On A Solo Career

11
38 67
Big League Chewbacca

12
40 73
The Han That Feeds You

13
36 72
Built Ford Tough

14
27 68
Flyin' Solo In The Falcon

15
26 67
Genghis Han

16
23 72
Han Solo And Gretel

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17 58
Han And Bothered

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17 60
Wanna Be Han Top?

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17 62
Dippin' Solo

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19 68
Heavy Is The Han That Wears The Crown

21
17 63
Hanomatopoeia

22
17 64
The Han Is A Solo Hunter

23
16 62
Comic Han

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16 65
Han Artist