The 2016 US presidential election is still a year away, and even though the two primary candidates have probably already been chosen in a secret Illuminati cabal, a bunch of local yokals have come out of the woodwork to throw their hats into the ring as third party candidates. On this list, we’ve got culture jammers that wear boots on their heads, guys who can’t stop typing apostrophes, and your usual handful of mixed nuts. The men and women listed here may not be the best or the brightest but they’re certainly alternative candidates and they’re all running for President of the United States of America.
If the jokers on this list can do anything, it’s inspire you to greatness. How can you not feel motivated when you see people like Pogo Mochello Allen-Reese and Sammy Murel Brown throwing their hat into the Presidential ring? We’re not saying that you should run for president (you probably shouldn’t) but you should at least be an informed voter, starting by getting to know the fringe third party candidates running in the 2016 election
We’re not telling you who to vote for; if you want to write in Robert Milnes on Election Day, do it. You can’t make things any worse! Which one of these crazy and funny candidates do you think would paint the White House the brightest shade of crazy??At the very least, vote for the best alternative 2016 candidates running for president here, or tell us in the comments which candidate best appeals to your insane streak.