Charlie's Greatest Inventions from Always Sunny, Ranked

Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is probably one of the most outrageous, and greatest comedic characters in television history. Aside from his general manic behavior and ability to turn very small things into very big things, Charlie is also known for his zany creations throughout the show. Some of them are ridiculous, others are hilariously practical, but they're all always perfectly Charlie.

So why not rank some of the greatest Always Sunny inventions, specifically Charlie's inventions, dreamed up either alone or with other members of the gang. While all the main characters are weirdos capable of delightfully strange inventions, Charlie's are usually the most out-there. Fear not: the It's Always Sunny Kitten Mittens will definitely be making an appearance here.

Check out the greatest IASIP inventions from the show's history, including Charlie's craziest and most beloved creations, and be sure to vote up the best ones of them all.
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  • 1
    256 VOTES

    The Nightman Cometh

    The Nightman Cometh
    Video: YouTube
    Episode: "The Nightman Cometh"
     
    What It Is: Written and created by Charlie Kelly, The Nightman Cometh is exactly the kind of rock play that you would expect from an illiterate man. Frankly, its the best worst thing you'll ever see, and because of that, should win all the Tonys.
    256 votes
  • 2
    225 VOTES

    Kitten Mittons

    Kitten Mittons
    Video: YouTube
    Episode: “Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens”
     

    What It Is: Is your cat making too much noise all the time? These mittens for cats that are "fat, skinny, or an in-between" to dampen the noise they make, because according to Charlie Kelly, cat noise is a major, major problem. From pure looks alone, this is one of Charlie's finest achievements.
    225 votes
  • 3
    185 VOTES

    Paddy's Pub Song

    Paddy's Pub Song
    Video: YouTube

    Episode: "The Gang Desperately Tries to Win an Award"

    What It Is: It wasn't featured in his rock opera, but "I Like Paddy's Pub" is still one of Charlie's greatest musical achievements. That might not be saying much, but for who wouldn't give Charlie the Best Song award?
    185 votes
  • 4
    157 VOTES

    Chardee MacDennis

    Chardee MacDennis
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Episode: "Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games"
     
    Co-Inventor: The Gang
     
    What It Is: The best made-up game of all time. If you're ever feeling bored, Chardee MacDennis will cure you and your friends in no time. It might also ruin a few friendships, but that can go in the fine print.
    157 votes
  • 5
    190 VOTES

    Greenman

    Greenman
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    Episode: "The Gang Gets Invincible"
     
    What It Is: A football mascot created by Charlie, the Greenman involves a green Lycra suit, white socks, and boots. Apparently he created it in high school and used to get drunk and run out onto the fields during the game, a wonderful origin story.
    190 votes
  • 6
    177 VOTES

    Fight Milk

    Fight Milk
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Episode: "Frank's Back in Business"
     
    Co-Inventor: Mac
     
    What It Is: An alcoholic dairy beverage made for bodybuilding because why wouldn't you want to get drunk while lifting weights?
    177 votes