Which 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia follows a quirky and offensive group of friends who cause trouble across Philly, starting with Paddy's Irish Pub. Paddy's is more than a workplace, it's a lair for The Gang to concoct their harebrained schemes. While the characters of It's Always Sunny are objectively bad people, they're also horribly relatable. By analyzing It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in terms of the zodiac, it's easy to understand why we bond with certain characters. 

Through astrology, your inner Dennis or Artemis will be revealed - totally explaining why you have your own D.E.N.N.I.S. system, or why you have such an affinity for re-enacting Coyote Ugly in dive bars. While lots of things in It's Always Sunny are left unexplained (what is The Waitress's name?), the world, itself, is a volatile mystery - let the stars help make sense of all this mess for you.

  • Frank Reynolds is a feisty, rambling ball of bumbling energy. Like Aries, Frank is the king of being self-centered and bossy. Ariens are very competitive and love to play games of chance. Overconfidence abounds in Aries It doesn't matter if a plan is obviously doomed to fail - they'll stick by it to the very end, insisting it will work. Their headstrong personality makes them need to be in charge of everything.

    They'll use others to be on top, whether it's strangers or their own family. 

  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Charlie Kelly
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    The boisterous Bull of the zodiac, Taurus is known for being slow and stubborn. What they lack in brains, they make up for in hard work and dedication. Charlie Kelly is no different - when he's not holed away in his disgusting apartment or cleaning toilets at Paddy's, he's relentlessly keeping tabs on his crush, The Waitress. Unfortunately for The Waitress, Taureans are hopeless romantics with endless amounts of loyalty.

    While Taureans can be lazy and gross, they love to indulge in the finer things in life - like inhaling paint and writing plays.

  • Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Dennis Reynolds
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    Geminis are naturally charming and romantic - but they're also two-faced. Don't be shocked to find out this charismatic lovebird is actually a total scoundrel in disguise. Just like Dennis Reynolds, Geminis are big talkers. Their wit is unmatched and they're clever enough to wiggle their way out of sticky situations that might result from their endeavors.

    It's best to remember that beneath every Gemini's appealing personality is a D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

  • Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Ronald 'Mac' McDonald

    The lovable and naive Ronald "Mac" McDonald is a dude who has built his image around the concept of being manly and tough. But, as everyone knows, Mac's emotions are squishy and volatile - he's a moody and romantic mess who's always trying to turn his fantasies into reality.

    Cancers are associated with crabs - rock-solid and tough on the outside, but sensitive on the inside. They're driven by their emotions, which are often unstable. No matter how many weights a Cancer lifts, their inner crustacean will always be there, wallowing in their own self-pity. However, they've got huge hearts and tons of compassion for others, making them loyal and supportive companions.

  • Leo (July 23 - August 22): Deandra 'Sweet Dee' Reynolds

    Always trying to steal the spotlight, Leos are attention-hungry animals who will stop at nothing to get a taste of fame. They're prideful people, and their affinity for making spectacles of themselves makes them quite dramatic.

    Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds is always hungry for attention. Refusing to give up on her failing acting career (and even becoming a popular stand-up comedian at one point) shows how passionate she is about entertainment. She's always going out of her way make herself seem like she's a better person than she actually is, valuing her reputation over honesty and integrity.

  • Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Charlie's Mom

    Charlie Kelly's mom might seem like a sweet and innocent bundle of joy on the outside, but she's as ill-mannered as they come. While Bonnie Kelly is no angel, she's got the biggest heart on the planet and cares deeply about her loved ones. She'll do anything for her loved ones, especially her crazy son Charlie.

    Virgos are orderly, nurturing people. It doesn't matter if their version of caring is hooking up with a bunch of dudes dressed as Santa Claus.