Everyone loves Amazon; you can buy anything from the website and read customer reviews on just about everything. Maybe that's why local zoos and wildlife organizations across the country are using the mega online marketplace to advertise exotic animals.
Truly, the cuddly and aquatic creatures aren't for sale, but when the Oregon Zoo started posting hilarious Amazon-style reviews of fun mammals and amphibians, multiple other animal enthusiasts followed suit. The Minnesota Zoo got in on the action, and so did regular pet lovers. So, if you've ever wanted to know how well a baby turtle might perform if dropped in a pond, the Oregon Zoo has an Amazon review to give you all the details. They even rated the tiny reptile with a series of stars, just to make things more fun. You may have never realized that kangaroos, crocodiles, and crooked teeth bats all need fun reviews, but once you read these Amazon-like descriptions you'll never question the necessity again.
Cleaning Won't Even Be A Hassle With This Guy
He Has The Best Case
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SO GOOD— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018
Came with super cute case. Not the fastest but outlasts every comparable unit. Retractable accessories. Dropped into a pond and still works perfectly#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/Y3q3a0KOjo
He Sounds Like A Good Option
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ FIRST IMPRESSIONS— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018
Overall very good first impressions. Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that’s actually a plus for me. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/IK99ODsTPT
Only Purchase If You're Fully Prepared
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ MISLABELED— Woodland Park Zoo (@woodlandparkzoo) March 9, 2018
Warning. Not as labeled. This is a straight up bear. Not a sloth. Not a sloth/bear hybrid. Very good quality bear, as long as you know what you're getting into. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/87xoTTz9pU