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The Best Newspaper Headlines from American Dad

List RulesVote up the funniest headlines from the opening credits of American Dad!

Much like The Simpsons and Futurama before it, American Dad's opening title sequence also features a running visual gag that changes from episode to episode. In more recent seasons, you'll see Roger popping up from under the dashboard of Stan's car in various disguises, but for the first four seasons of the series, the ever-changing newspaper headline was what keen-eyed fans looked out for. From topical political statements to snarky quips to hysterical one-liners, here's a list of all the American Dad newspaper headlines that have graced your TV screen. Vote up the newspapers on American Dad that made you laugh the most!

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  • 26
    24
    8

    Jewish Gynecologist Develops Pap Schmear

    Season 3 Episode 2 "The American Dad After School Special"

  • 27
    28
    10

    Dems Take House, Republicans Get Record Collection

    Season 3 Episode 5 "Dungeons and Wagons"

  • 28
    34
    13

    Tantric Sex Conference Ends Prematurely

    Season 2 Episode 11 "Finance with Wolves"

  • 29
    23
    8

    Fed Cuts Rates, Rates Shiv Fed in Retaliation

    Season 4 Episode 15 "Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"

  • 30
    25
    9

    American Dad Releases DVD, Small Girl from Basement

    Season 2 Episode 15 "With Friends Like Steve's"

  • 31
    19
    7

    Plane Delayed as Mrs. Plane Finishes Getting Ready

    Season 3 Episode 18 "The Magnificent Steven"

  • 32
    32
    14

    Hooker Killed for Heart of Gold

    Season 1 Episode 4 "Francine's Flashback"

  • 33
    17
    7

    Despondent Pluto Drowns Two of Its Moons

    Season 3 Episode 3 "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"

  • 34
    15
    6

    Al Gore Honors Carlos Mencia for Recycling Jokes

    Season 4 Episode 1 "The Vacation Goo"

  • 35
    18
    8

    Zach Braff Mania Sweeps Zach Braff's Apartment

    Season 3 Episode 1 "Camp Refoogee"

  • 36
    23
    12

    EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Santa Exits Sleigh, Flashes Crotch

    Season 3 Episode 9 "The Best Christmas Story Never"

  • 37
    14
    7

    It's 2007... Still No Flying Cars

    Season 3 Episode 10 "Bush Comes to Dinner"

  • 38
    15
    8

    Bowler's Union Strikes

    Season 4 Episode 7 "Surro-Gate"

  • 39
    18
    11

    Rumsfeld Steps Down... On Puppy's Head

    Season 3 Episode 6 "Iced, Iced Babies"

  • 40
    13
    8

    ALIEN SPOTTED!

    Season 4 Episode 14 "Office Spaceman"

  • 41
    13
    9

    Man Tries Sushi for the First Time: "It's Okay"

    Season 4 Episode 16 "Spring Break-Up"

  • 42
    19
    14

    Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza

    Season 2 Episode 13 "Roger 'n Me"

  • 43
    15
    11

    Rob Schneider, Dead at 62

    Season 2 Episode 16 "Tears of a Clooney"

  • 44
    11
    8

    Friend's T-Shirt Idea Deemed "Genius!" by Friend

    Season 4 Episode 13 "Red October Sky"

  • 45
    12
    10

    Paper Mill to Town: "You Smell Weird"

    Season 4 Episode 2 "Meter Made"

  • 46
    13
    13

    Optimistic Nerd's Glasses Half On

    Season 4 Episode 12 "Widowmaker"

  • 47
    12
    11

    Michelle Kwan Finally Dishonors Family

    Season 2 Episode 12 "It's Good to Be the Queen"

  • 48
    9
    10

    Local Golf Pro Also Pretty Good at Gambling

    Season 4 Episode 9 "Frannie 911"

  • 49
    13
    15

    Bush to Voters: "Votes for Dems Kill Angels!"

    Season 3 Episode 4 "Lincoln Lover"

  • 50
    12
    14

    King Kong Told Not to Use AIDS Quilt for Warmth

    Season 2 Episode 14 "Helping Handis"