The best 'American Reunion' movie quotes are hilarious, unforgettable and, not surprisingly, pretty raunchy. The highly-anticipated 2012 release of the fourth 'American Pie' movie finds all of the original characters from the first film returning to East Great Falls High School for their 10-year reunion. And yes, this includes Jim (Jason Biggs), Michelle ( Alyson Hannigan) and of course, Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) -- and Stifler delivers some of the best dialog. See a favorite 'American Reunion' quote? Vote it up! And, if you know of a great quote that isn't listed, by all means, add it! American Reunion cast
The East Great Falls High Class of 1999 is back in 'American Reunion.' Jim, Oz (Chris Klein), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Vicky (Tara Reid), Michelle, Heather (Mena Suvari), Finch (Eddie kaye Thomas) and Stifler are all back. They're older, but not necessarily wiser. The movie makes it quite clear that although this group has changed, they really haven't (especially Stifler, he hasn't changed a bit). It doesn't take long for the old gang to start acting like, well, the old gang. Oh, and Stifler's mom (Jennifer Coolidge) and Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) share a moment. Or two. Eww?
Stifler, not surprisingly, makes sure that somehow, the guys wind up at a party for a bunch of teenagers. His knowledge of the 'Twilight' books might come in handy...Team Stifler!
Steve Stifler: "I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!"
Teen Girl: "Mine too!"
Steve Stifler: "Oh my god, it's like, we have so much in common!"
Dear Jim's Dad: TMI. Way, way TMI. Everyone's been waiting for you to get it on with Stifler's mom, but we don't need a play by play. Or do we? This is an 'American Pie' movie, after all...
Jim's Dad: "I have not had a night like that since the 70s."
Jim: "Don't need this."
Jim's Dad: "You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb."
Best. Lines. Ever. This hookup is going to be epic! Finch will be devastated.
Jim's Dad: "And who might you be?"
Stifler's Mom: "I'm Stifler's mom."
Jim's Dad: "Oh! I'm Jim's dad..."
This particular quote really needs little explanation. Just watch the clip, okay? It's classic 'American Pie' humor as Jim does...well...what Jim does.
Jim: "Evan! What the...you're opening doors now?!" (slams laptop down on privates and throws sock on Evan's head) "Oh my god, oh my god...don't touch that!"