American Reunion Movie Quotes 

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Updated September 11, 2017 107 votes 60 voters 62.7k views 12 items

The best 'American Reunion' movie quotes are hilarious, unforgettable and, not surprisingly, pretty raunchy. The highly-anticipated 2012 release of the fourth 'American Pie' movie finds all of the original characters from the first film returning to East Great Falls High School for their 10-year reunion. And yes, this includes Jim (Jason Biggs), Michelle ( Alyson Hannigan) and of course, Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) -- and Stifler delivers some of the best dialog. See a favorite 'American Reunion' quote? Vote it up! And, if you know of a great quote that isn't listed, by all means, add it! American Reunion cast

The East Great Falls High Class of 1999 is back in 'American Reunion.' Jim, Oz (Chris Klein), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Vicky (Tara Reid), Michelle, Heather (Mena Suvari), Finch (Eddie kaye Thomas) and Stifler are all back. They're older, but not necessarily wiser. The movie makes it quite clear that although this group has changed, they really haven't (especially Stifler, he hasn't changed a bit). It doesn't take long for the old gang to start acting like, well, the old gang. Oh, and Stifler's mom (Jennifer Coolidge) and Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) share a moment. Or two. Eww?

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Be Her Daddy
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Steve Sifler: "There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that?"
Jim: "Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?
Steve Sifler: "Exactly. Dude, you could take what you learn from Kara, bring it home and apply it to Michelle. You do care about your marriage, don't you Jim?"
Jim: "What are you talking about Stifler? I'm not going to cheat on my wife! I'm a father."
Steve Sifler: "Yeah, that's perfect! Yeah, chicks love a father figure...keep playing that card."
Jim: "It's not a card, it's the truth."
Kara: "Hey. What are you guys talking about?"
Steve Stifler: "Oh, you know, just - Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up...(looks at Jim) "Be her daddy."

Classic Stifler here. Leave it to Steve to try and get Jim to hookup with Kara, an 18-year-old hottie that he used to babysit.
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The Reunion: Our B*tch!

Steve Stifler: "Let's make this reunion our bitch!"

Ah, Stifler: The more things change, the more they stay the same. Anyone doubt that Steve Stifler will make sure this reunion will be the gang's "b*tch"? Didn't think so.
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High School Was Awesome
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Steve Stifler: "High school was awesome. But then we graduated and everybody started getting married and all that other stupid crap..."

Stifler is really the only one in the group that has kind of gotten stuck in high school. There's always one, isn't there?
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Choir Girl and Oz
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Steve Sifler: "Choir chick! Who's this douche?"
Heather (aka Choir Girl): "He's my boyfriend."
Steve Sifler: "You two are banging (turns to Oz) "...and you two used to bang. This must be awkward for all of you."

Oh Choir Girl Heather, you are still smoking hot. But Stifler's right in this case: Your equally hot boyfriend is a bit of a douche.
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