American Ultra movie quotes follow one stoner kid who doesn't know it, but is really a highly lethal sleeper agent who must fight for his life and that of his girlfriend. The action comedy film was written by Max Landis and directed by Nima Nourizadeh. American Ultra opened in theaters on August 21, 2015.
In American Ultra, Mike Howell (Jesse Eisenberg) is your typical 20-something stoner. Working in a convenience store, he doesn't have a ton of life goals, but is madly in love with girlfriend Phoebe Larson (Kristen Stewart). But just before he can propose to her, a task friend Rose (John Leguizamo) helps him with, his life is flipped upside down.
After a visit to his store by Victoria Lasseter (Connie Britton), Mike finds men messing with his car and finds that he has skills to kill those men with nothing more than a spoon. Frightened and confused, Mike later learns that he is a trained asset who just killed two CIA agents and is now seen as a rouge threat who must be eliminated. But can one stoner and his girlfriend keep themselves safe against an army of trained agents? Good question.Topher Grace, Walton Goggins, Bill Pullman and Tony Hale all co-star in American Ultra which opens alongside other films such as Straight Outta Compton, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Fantastic Four, and Ricki and the Flash.
Is That a Lyric From Something?
Victoria Lasseter: Jerry Progressive, listen. Amanda Bretset is in motion. Echo choir has been breached.
Mike Howell: Is that a lyric from something?
He Killed Two Operatives with a Spoon
Otis: Agent Howell has been activated. He killed two operatives with a spoon, sir.
Adrian Yates: A spoon? What? We're terminating Asset Howell.
Victoria Lasseter: Why are there men in hazmat suits?
Adrian Yates: Thanks to your actions, two CIA agents are dead... Did you just hang up on me? Please tell me you did not just hang up on me.
I Just Killed Two People
Mike Howell: Hey stop, stop doing stuff to my car.
Mike Howell: Hey, I just killed two people.
Phoebe Larson: That's awesome.
Mike Howell: They had like guns and knives and they were being total dicks.
Phoebe Larson: Did you call the cops?
Mike Howell: No, I didn't call the police cause I have like a lot of weed and like mushrooms in my car.
Phoebe Larson: How did this happen?
Mike Howell: I don't know but I'm like freaking out all over the place, babe. I have a lot of anxiety about this... I'm sorry!
Police: Drop it!
Some Serious Proposal You're Doing
Mike Howell: How's it going, man?
Rose: How's it going, baby?
Mike Howell: I really appreciate you doing this for me.
Rose: This is some serious proposal that you're doing. You're a sensitive kid.
Mike Howell: Well, I love her.
Rose: You gotta give it all when you love her like that. Know what I'm saying? Want to get drunk and get some booty in your face?
Mike Howell: It's 8:15 in the morning.