Oh no, you guys! Due to Arcade Fire's questionable fashion choices, someone mixed up all these photos of random Amish dudes and Arcade Fire members, and you have to figure out which guys look like Amish indie rockers and which ones are actually Amish. Who does that kind of thing? These photos were in neat stacks labeled “Arcade Fire: Not Amish” and “Amish: Not Arcade Fire,” and someone just came along and mixed them up. It was probably one of those pesky Mennonites. Although some of the blame lies on Arcade Fire. Where do they get off dressing like rural Pennsylvanians? They’ve probably never even had an Arcade Fire barn raising. What a bunch of phonies.
There’s no pressure here, but if you can’t sort out these photos of random Amish dudes and the members of Arcade Fire, everyone is going to get in trouble. People will be sent to bed with no supper, TV privileges will go the way of the dodo, and someone will have to go pick a switch. Unless you know about an upcoming Arcade Fire/Rumspringa mash up album called Amish Neighborhood #1 that could use some photos, you have to figure out who is actually in the Arcade Fire before it’s too late.
Click through these photos of random Amish dudes and the Arcade Fire, figure out who is who, and leave a comment if you end up sorting it all out.