Weird History The Craziest Ancient Rome Sex Scandals  

Aaron Edwards
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List Rules Vote up the most insane sex scandals from ancient Roman times - those that put Washington, D.C. and Hollywood to shame.

If the Ancient Romans knew how to do anything, it was party. When they weren't busy inventing the aqueduct, concrete, or the basis for the modern calendar, they were discovering new and exciting ways to have fun, sexy times. Sure, every emperor, senator, and nobleman under the sun promoted family values... but when that sun set ancient Rome had the kind of sex that would make the cast of Game of Thrones blush.  
 

While the Romans probably weren't the first in history to push the sexual envelope, they were some of the first to keep records. Regular talk of affairs, orgies, incest, and sexual contests spun around the rumor mill for centuries. Of course, the Romans weren't above tabloid-level journalism. It's no coincidence that the most perverted rumors were about the most hated emperors... but what's a scandal without some exaggeration?
 

It wasn't all fun and games, though. Since most of these Roman sex scandals happened to the emperors, that meant most of them ended in either bloody political coups or executions. After all... it's good to be the king as long as people let you stay in power.
 

So, as crazy as you think Donald Trump and Washington scandals seem... some of the ancient Rome sex scandals on this list may make you appreciate just how far politicians have come over the last two thousand years.

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An Empress Had a Sex-Off with a Famous Prostitute (And Won)


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Valeria Messalina, the third wife of Emperor Claudius and mother of his son, was an epic nymphomaniac. Just for fun, she bet the best Roman hooker in the business that she could sleep with more men in one day than said lady of the night. Messalina came out on top, bedding 25 men.
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Caligula Went to a Wedding and Left with the Bride


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So, poor Gaius Piso is getting married. When Caligula shows up to the banquet, Gaius tells the emperor not to touch his wife. So, naturally, Caligula steals her, marries her, then banishes her to an island where she was forbidden to have sex ever again. Moral of the story? Don't tell Caligula he can't do something.
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Cleopatra Had a Love Child with Caesar and Paraded It Around Rome


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Julius Caesar not only started the reign of Roman emperors, he was one of their finest playboys. Despite his marriage to Calpurnia, he took many mistresses including the famous Cleopatra. When Caesar invited her to Rome, Cleopatra brought their baby and showed him off to everyone... including to Calpurnia.

So what's a player to do? He gave the kid his name and drafted up a law saying he could marry as many women as he wanted.
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Nero Hooked Up with His Mom


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So, you want to rule the Empire... but the best you can do is become mother to the emperor. What do you do? If you're Nero's mother Agrippina... you control him with your vagina. How did everyone know? The stains on his clothing. *shudder*
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