The Best Andrew Dice Clay Movies

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List of the best Andrew Dice Clay movies, ranked best to worst with movie trailers when available. Andrew Dice Clay's highest grossing movies have received a lot of accolades over the years, earning millions upon millions around the world. The order of these top Andrew Dice Clay movies is decided by how many votes they receive, so only highly rated Andrew Dice Clay movies will be at the top of the list. Andrew Dice Clay has been in a lot of films, so people often debate each other over what the greatest Andrew Dice Clay movie of all time is. If you and a friend are arguing about this then use this list of the most entertaining Andrew Dice Clay films to end the squabble once and for all.

If you think the best Andrew Dice Clay role isn't at the top, then upvote it so it has the chance to become number one. The greatest Andrew Dice Clay performances didn't necessarily come from the best movies, but in most cases they go hand in hand.

List features Pretty in Pink, Brainsmasher... A Love Story and more.

"This list answers the questions, "What are the best Andrew Dice Clay movies?" and "What are the greatest Andrew Dice Clay roles of all time?"

John Fortenberry and Woody Allen have both worked with Andrew Dice Clay over the years, as have plenty of other well-known directors. Movie fans who love Andrew Dice Clay have also been known to enjoy films starring Ryan Gosling and Sean Penn.

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  • The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
    Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley
    30 votes
    • Released: 1990
    • Directed by: Renny Harlin
    To the Los Angeles elite, Ford Fairlane (Andrew "Dice" Clay) is known as "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective." This loudmouthed ladies' man serves an exclusive rock star clientele, who depend on his keen eye and smug discretion. So when a heavy-metal musician dies mid-concert, Fairlane is on the case before the lights come up. But things turn shocking when radio personality Johnny Crunch (Gilbert Gottfried) hires Fairlane to find a missing groupie mere hours before he is electrocuted live on air.
  • Night Patrol
    Linda Blair, Andrew Dice Clay, Pat Morita
    8 votes
    • Released: 1984
    • Directed by: Jackie Kong
    Night Patrol is a 1984 movie starring Linda Blair, Pat Paulsen, Andrew Dice Clay, Billy Barty, and Murray Langston.

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  • Brainsmasher... A Love Story
    Teri Hatcher, Andrew Dice Clay, Deborah Van Valkenburgh
    16 votes
    • Released: 1993
    • Directed by: Albert Pyun
    Brainsmasher... A Love Story is a 1993 American romantic comedy film written and directed by Albert Pyun. It stars Andrew Dice Clay as Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy and Teri Hatcher as Samantha Crain.
  • Amazon Women on the Moon
    Rosanna Arquette, Sybil Danning, Steve Guttenberg
    7 votes
    • Released: 1987
    • Directed by: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton, John Landis, Robert K. Weiss
    In this film of unconnected humor sketches, bad movies and late-night television are parodied extensively. A doctor (Griffin Dunne) has to help Brenda (Michelle Pfeiffer) give birth, with unexpected results. In "Son of the Invisible Man," Griffin (Ed Begley Jr.) is actually more naked than invisible. Among the many other segments, there is a spoof of alarmist 1950s hygiene instructional films featuring a woman (Carrie Fisher) being harshly advised about her new sexually transmitted disease.
  • Private Resort
    Johnny Depp, Andrew Dice Clay, Héctor Elizondo
    8 votes
    • Released: 1985
    • Directed by: George Bowers
    Private Resort is a 1985 comedy film, directed by George Bowers and written by Gordon Mitchell, Ken Segall, and Alan Wenkus. The film starred the then-unknown Rob Morrow, Johnny Depp and Andrew Dice Clay.

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  • Making the Grade
    Judd Nelson, Andrew Dice Clay, Gordon Jump
    9 votes
    • Released: 1984
    • Directed by: Dorian Walker
    Making the Grade is an American film which was released in 1984. It was directed by Dorian Walker and written by Charles Gale and Gene Quintano. It was filmed at Rhodes College in Memphis, Tennessee.