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Andy Kaufman was one of the greatest comedians in history. Though he didn't see himself as one (he constantly referred to himself as a "song-and-dance man," Kaufman dazzled audiences both on television, in his roles on Saturday Night Live, Taxi and his foray into professional wrestling and his legendary stand-up shows. He died of a rare form of lung cancer when he was 35 and Kaufman has been the subject of multiple pop culture references, most notably on R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon," and the biopic about him starring Jim Carrey in 1999, also named Man on the Moon.

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While all the other kids were ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.

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What's real? What's no... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.

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There's no drama like wres... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
There's no drama like wrestling.

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There's no way to describe... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.

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When I perform, it's very ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.

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I never told a joke in my life... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
I never told a joke in my life.

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When I was 7, I believed Howdy... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
When I was 7, I believed Howdy Doody was in a little world inside that glowing box. I was hypnotized and I wanted to go away, to be with him in there. When I was 8, I started doing party magic shows for kids - grown-ups had to leave. Then later, at college in Boston, I worked up my own kid's show, Uncle Andy's Fun House.

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We're hoping that this wil... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
We're hoping that this will also be the key to starting community events in a place where the whole community can come together. We've been working with the town on the total renovation.

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Whenever I play a role, whethe... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
Whenever I play a role, whether it's good or bad, an evil person or nice person, I believe in being a purist and going all the way with the role. If I'm going to be a villainous wrestler, I believe in going all the way with it and not breaking character and not giving away to the audience that I'm playing a role. I believe in playing it straight to the hilt.

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I try to please people, to giv... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
I try to please people, to give them a good time, but I refuse to make my act conform to traditional show-biz standards of entertainment. There's a little voice that says, 'Oh, no, you can't do that, that's breaking all the rules.' That's the voice of show business. Then this other little voice says, 'Try it.' And most of the time, when the voice comes on and says, 'No,' that's the time it works.

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When yOu go through a tunnel -... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
When yOu go through a tunnel - you're going on a train - you go through a tunnel, the tunnel is dark, but you're still going forward. Just remember that. But if you're not going to get up on stage for one night because you're discouraged or something, then the train is going to stop. Everytime you get up on stage, if it's a long tunnel, it's going to take a lot of times of going on stage before things get bright again. You keep going on stage, you go forward.

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If I play my cards right, I co... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.

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My mother sent me to psychiatr... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

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I am not a comic, I have never... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
I am not a comic, I have never told a joke. I don't even watch comedians. The comedian's promise is that he will go out there and make you laugh with him. I've never done that in my life. My only promise is that I will try to entertain you as best I can. I can manipulate other people's reactions. There are different kinds of laughter. Gut laughter is where you don't have a choice, you've got to laugh. Gut laughter doesn't come from the intellect. And it's much harder for me to evoke now, because I'm known.

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I just want real reactions. I ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut-or get angry from the gut.

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The critics try to intellectua... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
The critics try to intellectualize my materiel. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that can only be understood by adults. My stuff is straight, for people of all ages.

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They say, “Oh wow, Andy Kaufma... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
They say, “Oh wow, Andy Kaufman, he`s a really funny guy.” But I`m not trying to be funny. I just want to play with their heads.

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Pure entertainment is not an e... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It`s the real performers on the street who can hold people`s attention and keep them from walking away.

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That was part of the whole ori... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Andy Kaufman Quotes
That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fun, local-oriented event, raise money for good causes and bring some music to the valley.