Food/Drink Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of  

Jacob Shelton
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In the last ten years, foodies (people who like food) have managed to weasel their way into mainstream culture, through any number of food blogs and Instagram profiles. If you don’t know what a foodie looks like, you can usually spot them in a trendy restaurant or at a food truck with their smartphone in hand, picking the best filter for their dinner. Truthfully, the photos aren’t the worst thing about foodies, it’s the foodie words they use to describe what they’re eating. Terms like “yummers,” “mouthfeel,” and “engorged” absolutely make our skin crawl. That’s why we’ve put together this poll to find out which are the most annoying food words and foodie terms.

We don’t have anything against someone who enjoys food, just please, for the love of everything gooey and alfresco, stop using the words on this list. We have a theory that these terms came to prominence after a secret Food Network initiative to give a free thesaurus to every food blogger in the world went live, but we can’t verify this theory, so the origin of these annoying words used to describe food is a mystery.

You surely have at least one obnoxious foodie friend by now, but it wasn’t that long ago that people referred to their food with regular, five cent words like "good" and "a delicious pizza." But those halcyon days are over, and now we have to hear our stupid friends talk about pizza like it’s a work of art. Although pizza is beautiful and we'll make an exception if pressed.

But for all things not pizza, you should immediately remove all the gross food words on this list from you vocabulary. But first, scroll down and vote up the foodie descriptors that would make you barf the most if you heard them out loud, and if we left out any foodie words that make you want to throw yourself off in a vat of boiling cabbage, be sure to add them as a PSA, alerting all food lovers to cease and desist, leaving these nasty words for the compost pile of the English language.

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Artisanal is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Artisanal Artisanal is a fancy word for burned.

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Farm-To-Table is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
analise.dubner added Farm-To-Table

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Foodie is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Foodie Maybe the worst word on this list, it means "person who likes food."

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Deconstructed is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Deconstructed Deconstructed just means ingredients in a pile.

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Craft is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
JenniferGarnick added Craft Another way of saying, "Takes forever to make."

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Mouthfeel is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Mouthfeel Mouthfeel feels gross coming out of your mouth. 

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Moist is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Moist Moist makes you think of humidity, and humidity makes you think of mold. Ew.

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Rustic is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
analise.dubner added Rustic ...which basically means it looks like something you can make yourself.

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Homemade is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Homemade The reason you go to restaurants is to avoid homemade food. 

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Orgasmic is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Orgasmic Check back for a list of Orgasmic Foods on Ranker: After Dark. 

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Mixologist is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Mixologist The term bartender is old school, but a mixologist sounds like someone who works at the Fermilab.

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Locavore is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Locavore A locavore is someone who only eats local food and who was never hugged as a child.

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Gourmet is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Gourmet If you ever hear anyone describe their dinner as "gourmet," pour soup on their head.

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Organic is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Organic Organic has a lot of meanings including "expensive," "tasteless," and even "hipster trash."

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Curated is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Curated A pretentious way of saying "selected."

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Falling Off the Bone is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Falling Off the Bone A great way to describe your mom.

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Succulent is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Succulent There's only one time anyone should say this, and it's when you mean hardy desert plants.

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Nosh is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Nosh Only grandmas and jerks say nosh.

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Authentic is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Authentic Foodies argue about "authenticity" in food, but if Taco Bell isn't authentic, we don't know what is.

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Sammie is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Sammie People have started saying "sammie" instead of sandwich for just no reason at all.

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Delish is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Delish Is it really so hard to say delicious?

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Unctuous is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Unctuous Unctuous means oily, or greasy. Just like the folks who use the word "unctuous."

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Gastropub is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Gastropub Gastropubs are typical English pubs with a great chef and should get over themselves already.

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Quaffing is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Quaffing To drink, or, to sound like a jerk when you drink.

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Tasty is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Tasty Wow, that's so descriptive!

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Yummers is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Yummers Yummers is possibly one of the worst words in the English language.

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Symphony of Flavors is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Symphony of Flavors Meaning, "it tastes like a lot of things, but I have no idea what any of them are."

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Mouthwatering is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Mouthwatering As in, "this artisanal pickle bread is mouthwatering."

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Engorged is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Engorged Engorged is an archaic way of saying someone has a trashcan for a stomach.

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Flavorful is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Flavorful Does anyone ever set out to eat flavorLESS food?

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Gooeyness is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Gooeyness Gooeyness is the state of being gooey and isn't a word that ever needs to be said.

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Resto is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Resto Either short for restaurant or rest home, we're not sure.

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Sinful is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Sinful Hopefully sinful food is served at a Hell-themed bistro.

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Umami is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Umami Umami is a fancy way to just say savory.

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Fork-tender is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Fork-tender Fork-tender food could just as easily be described as "tender."

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Alfresco is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Alfresco Italian for "fresh air," or "the newest Instagram filter."

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Drenched is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Drenched Drench - to soak, or to gross out everyone within earshot.

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Gutsy is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Gutsy Foodies say "gutsy" when they mean, "I'm a follower and I can't say that I don't like this food."

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Redolent is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Redolent Redolent means fragrant or sweet, like a pile of rotting fruit.

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Haute is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Haute Haute cuisine is considered "classy," but we live in a dumpster, so no thanks.

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Piquant is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Piquant Piquant means having a nice sharp taste, like the flavor of serrated razor blade.

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Lip-smacking is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Lip-smacking If you're caught lip smacking, you're getting a fist in the face.

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Guilt-Free is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Guilt-Free Guilt-free also usually means "tastes like paper."

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Slurp is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Annoying Words Your Foodie Friends Can't Get Enough of
Slurp The only thing worse than listening to someone slurp is hearing them say the word slurp.