TV The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer  

Amy Boal
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Archer, an FX animated television show (for adults!), is a true delight and top candidate for American treasure. When it comes to adult cartoons, you really can't do better than to just watch the entire run of Archer. It's something you will not regret one bit. Why? Well, because it is wonderfully funny and full of great running jokes that you will just love to pick up on. Before you know it, you'll be shouting "Phrasing!" at your friends, and they will all just be like "What?" Then you will tell them to watch Archer and everyone will be in on the fun.

Archer jokes are the best jokes, no matter who says them. Of the many hilarious Archer characters, whether it's Sterling Archer himself, Pam, Malory, Lana, Cyril, or even Cheryl/Carol, you can be sure that you will be laughing all the way to the fridge to get more snacks so you have the fuel human bodies need to keep watching television. But of the countless running jokes on Archer, which are the best? It is time for you to vote. 

There are lots of funny jokes thrown around at ISIS, so why not reminisce about past episodes of one of the best FX shows and vote up the funniest Archer running jokes. Do it for Pam's cocaine addiction, for Lana's giant hands, for the ocelot, and for America.
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Phrasing! is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Phrasing!

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1,799 161
Archer's Voicemail Gags is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Voicemail Gags

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1,801 181
Archer and "The Danger Zon... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer and "The Danger Zone"

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1,730 182
"Lana. Lana. LAAAAAANA!... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Lana. Lana. LAAAAAANA!"

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1,770 207
"Do You Want Ants? This Is... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Do You Want Ants? This Is How You Get Ants!"

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1,374 163
Krieger's Questionable Science is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Brian Gilmore added Krieger's Questionable Science

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1,067 130
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
lisa-cannavo added This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!!

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1,406 207
Archer Counting Bullets is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Counting Bullets

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1,395 237
Cheryl's Choke Fetish is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cheryl's Choke Fetish

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1,413 243
Archer's Ocelot Obsession is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Ocelot Obsession

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832 112
Figuratively, No Literally. is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
martalicia-treviƱo added Figuratively, No Literally.

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1,289 227
"Read a Book." is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Read a Book."

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1,232 232
Archer's Tinnitus is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Tinnitus

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1,259 256
Brett Always Gets Shot is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Brett Always Gets Shot

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1,269 279
"I Had Something for This&... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"I Had Something for This"

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1,066 225
Pam Sleeping with Everyone at ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam Sleeping with Everyone at ISIS

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1,293 296
"Sploosh" is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Sploosh"

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1,109 244
"Yuuup!" is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Yuuup!"

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1,089 240
Lana's Giant Hands is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Lana's Giant Hands

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756 144
"You're Not My Supervisor... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
chris-sutherland added "You're Not My Supervisor!!!"

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337 29
"Also, yes." is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Jackson Coulouris added "Also, yes."

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1,006 256
"Boop!" is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Boop!"

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1,015 284
Pam's Cocaine Addiction is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam's Cocaine Addiction

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912 247
Archer's Tattoos is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Tattoos

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903 244
Archer's Mysterious Paternity is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Mysterious Paternity

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925 254
Cheryl's Many Names is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cheryl's Many Names

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867 247
Ray's Paralysis is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Ray's Paralysis

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957 307
Archer Abusing Woodhouse is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Abusing Woodhouse

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"Holy shit snacks!" is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Jackson Coulouris added "Holy shit snacks!"

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766 277
Cyrill Can't Aim is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cyrill Can't Aim

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492 155
Kreiger's Rush References is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
patrick-fuller added Kreiger's Rush References

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718 270
Archer's Homosexual Leanin... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Homosexual Leanings

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630 238
Archer's Oedipus Complex is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Oedipus Complex

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195 34
Archer Drinking Finger is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
head_wizard added Archer Drinking Finger

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445 186
Cyrill's Sex Addiction is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
fa-tima added Cyrill's Sex Addiction

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559 272
Ray's Olympic Performance is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Ray's Olympic Performance

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556 316
Pam Eating Out of a Crockpot is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam Eating Out of a Crockpot

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333 177
How Hard Is It to Poach an Egg... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
leilani-nonies added How Hard Is It to Poach an Egg!?

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75 13
Well, You Say That... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Tim Boie added Well, You Say That...

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Duchess, Malory's Dog is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Duchess, Malory's Dog

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Archer's Fear of Cyborgs is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Tim Boie added Archer's Fear of Cyborgs

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Toast is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Toast