TV The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer  

Amy Boal
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Archer, an FX animated television show (for adults!), is a true delight and top candidate for American treasure. When it comes to adult cartoons, you really can't do better than to just watch the entire run of Archer. It's something you will not regret one bit. Why? Well, because it is wonderfully funny and full of great running jokes that you will just love to pick up on. Before you know it, you'll be shouting "Phrasing!" at your friends, and they will all just be like "What?" Then you will tell them to watch Archer and everyone will be in on the fun.

Archer jokes are the best jokes, no matter who says them. Of the many hilarious Archer characters, whether it's Sterling Archer himself, Pam, Malory, Lana, Cyril, or even Cheryl/Carol, you can be sure that you will be laughing all the way to the fridge to get more snacks so you have the fuel human bodies need to keep watching television. But of the countless running jokes on Archer, which are the best? It is time for you to vote. 

There are lots of funny jokes thrown around at ISIS, so why not reminisce about past episodes of one of the best FX shows and vote up the funniest Archer running jokes. Do it for Pam's cocaine addiction, for Lana's giant hands, for the ocelot, and for America.
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2,144 133
Phrasing! is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Phrasing!

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1,838 163
Archer's Voicemail Gags is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Voicemail Gags

3
1,829 186
Archer and "The Danger Zon... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer and "The Danger Zone"

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1,770 186
"Lana. Lana. LAAAAAANA!... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Lana. Lana. LAAAAAANA!"

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1,805 211
"Do You Want Ants? This Is... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Do You Want Ants? This Is How You Get Ants!"

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1,403 168
Krieger's Questionable Science is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Brian Gilmore added Krieger's Questionable Science

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1,091 137
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
lisa-cannavo added This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!!

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1,437 211
Archer Counting Bullets is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Counting Bullets

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1,440 245
Archer's Ocelot Obsession is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Ocelot Obsession

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1,417 241
Cheryl's Choke Fetish is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cheryl's Choke Fetish

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852 116
Figuratively, No Literally. is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
martalicia-treviƱo added Figuratively, No Literally.

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1,312 231
"Read a Book." is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Read a Book."

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1,252 236
Archer's Tinnitus is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Tinnitus

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1,285 257
Brett Always Gets Shot is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Brett Always Gets Shot

The Best Obscure Jokes and References on Archer

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1,292 282
"I Had Something for This&... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"I Had Something for This"

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360 29
"Also, yes." is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Jackson Coulouris added "Also, yes."

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1,086 227
Pam Sleeping with Everyone at ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam Sleeping with Everyone at ISIS

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1,308 302
"Sploosh" is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Sploosh"

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1,106 244
Lana's Giant Hands is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Lana's Giant Hands

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779 146
"You're Not My Supervisor... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
chris-sutherland added "You're Not My Supervisor!!!"

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1,124 252
"Yuuup!" is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Yuuup!"

The Best Types of Heels

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1,024 260
"Boop!" is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Boop!"

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917 247
Archer's Mysterious Paternity is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Mysterious Paternity

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922 251
Archer's Tattoos is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Tattoos

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1,024 289
Pam's Cocaine Addiction is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam's Cocaine Addiction

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937 258
Cheryl's Many Names is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cheryl's Many Names

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883 249
Ray's Paralysis is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Ray's Paralysis

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971 310
Archer Abusing Woodhouse is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Abusing Woodhouse

26 Hilarious Tattoos Inspired by Archer

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288 42
"Holy shit snacks!" is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Jackson Coulouris added "Holy shit snacks!"

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776 282
Cyrill Can't Aim is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cyrill Can't Aim

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500 161
Kreiger's Rush References is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
patrick-fuller added Kreiger's Rush References

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735 273
Archer's Homosexual Leanin... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Homosexual Leanings

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640 243
Archer's Oedipus Complex is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Oedipus Complex

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214 37
Archer Drinking Finger is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
head_wizard added Archer Drinking Finger

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452 192
Cyrill's Sex Addiction is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
fa-tima added Cyrill's Sex Addiction

Infuriating Images That Will Trigger You

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568 274
Ray's Olympic Performance is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Ray's Olympic Performance

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562 320
Pam Eating Out of a Crockpot is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam Eating Out of a Crockpot

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342 181
How Hard Is It to Poach an Egg... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
leilani-nonies added How Hard Is It to Poach an Egg!?

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88 16
Well, You Say That... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Tim Boie added Well, You Say That...

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78 16
Archer's Fear of Cyborgs is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Tim Boie added Archer's Fear of Cyborgs

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514 344
Duchess, Malory's Dog is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Duchess, Malory's Dog

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12 1
Archer's 3 Biggest Fears: Croc... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
AdamMann added Archer's 3 Biggest Fears: Crocodiles, Alligators, and Brain Aneurysms

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12 1
Can't or won't? is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
AdamMann added Can't or won't?

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53 38
Toast is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Toast