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Jordan Bates
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Arena Football is something we've all probably heard of. It's the Arena Football League and there are teams all over the country. There's even the Arena Bowl, which is like their Super Bowl. The only difference between the NFL and AFL is that we've all not only heard of the NFL, we've seen an NFL game. We've probably been to one in person. We probably even have a favorite team, and even if we don't, we're at least aware of some or most of the teams.

That's why this list exists. The teams in the AFL deserve to be written about. They deserve to be talked about. They deserve to be examined in a scholarly manner and made fun of.

The following is simply a list of some of the current and defunct Arena Football teams and my thoughts about those teams as far as their names are concerned.  Vote for the most embarassing name in the AFL.

It's American football and it isn't the NFL. Everyone WANTS to make fun of it. It's their fault for making it so easy.
Los Angeles Kiss is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names
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Los Angeles Kiss


Turns out the band KISS owns this team. Go figure.
Sacramento Attack is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names
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Sacramento Attack


Euphemism for genital warts.
New York CityHawks is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names
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New York CityHawks


Shedding light on the often overlooked hawk problem running rampant in the Big Apple.
New Jersey Red Dogs is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names
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New Jersey Red Dogs


Seems like they threw darts at a wall for this one. The New Jersey (Color, Animals).