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35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners  

Jonathan H. Kantor
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List Rules Vote up the stupid one-liners that Arnold Schwarzenegger turned into magic.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is known for a lot of things: for being an action movie star, for being the former Governor of California, and for delivering some of the cheesiest one-liners in all of film history. Even though his puns and kiss-off lines are a bit cringeworthy, it still somehow works when he's the one delivering them. Throughout the 1980s and '90s, an era in which bad one-liners ruled the action flick, Schwarzenegger was their finest poet.

Practically half of his dialogue from The Running Man and Batman & Robin is on this list, but there's plenty of other gems to go around from throughout his filmography. Take a look below at Arnold's many one-liners - including a number of hilariously bad puns - to see which one you think is the dumbest (and, yet, greatest).

1
"Hasta la vista, baby!"

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

 
2
"Stick around!"

Predator

3
"Consider that a divorce!"

Total Recall

4
"You're fired!"

True Lies

5
"Let off some steam, Bennett!"

Commando

6
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry!"

Commando

7
"Oh, he had to split."

The Running Man

8
"I'm the party pooper."

Kindergarten Cop

9
"Alright, everyone - chill!"

Batman & Robin

10
"You are terminated."

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

11
"Allow me to break the ice."

Batman & Robin

 
12
"No sequel for you!"

Last Action Hero

13
"You should have cloned yourself... so you can go f**k yourself!"

The 6th Day

14
"I need a vacation."

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

15
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your g*dd*mn spine!"

The Running Man

16
"Knock knock!"

Predator

17
"Screw you!"

Total Recall

18
"You've just been erased."

Eraser

19
"Talk to the hand."

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

20
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

Batman & Robin

21
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!"

Batman & Robin

22
"Here's your Sub-Zero... now Plain Zero."

The Running Man

23
"To be or not to be. Not to be."

Last Action Hero

24
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"

Last Action Hero

25
"Here, cool off!"

True Lies