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35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners  

Jonathan H. Kantor
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List Rules Vote up the stupid one-liners that Arnold Schwarzenegger turned into magic.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is known for a lot of things: for being an action movie star, for being the former Governor of California, and for delivering some of the cheesiest one-liners in all of film history. Even though his puns and kiss-off lines are a bit cringeworthy, it still somehow works when he's the one delivering them. Throughout the 1980s and '90s, an era in which bad one-liners ruled the action flick, Schwarzenegger was their finest poet.

Practically half of his dialogue from The Running Man and Batman & Robin is on this list, but there's plenty of other gems to go around from throughout his filmography. Take a look below at Arnold's many one-liners - including a number of hilariously bad puns - to see which one you think is the dumbest (and, yet, greatest).

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"Hasta la vista, ba... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Hasta la vista, baby!"

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

 
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"Stick around!"... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Stick around!"

Predator

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"You're fired!"... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"You're fired!"

True Lies

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"Consider that a di... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Consider that a divorce!"

Total Recall

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"I eat Green Berets... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry!"

Commando

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"Let off some steam... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Let off some steam, Bennett!"

Commando

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"I'm the party poop... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"I'm the party pooper."

Kindergarten Cop

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"Oh, he had to spli... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Oh, he had to split."

The Running Man

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"Alright, everyone ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Alright, everyone - chill!"

Batman & Robin

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"You are terminated... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"You are terminated."

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

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"Allow me to break ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Allow me to break the ice."

Batman & Robin

 
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"I need a vacation.... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"I need a vacation."

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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"No sequel for you!... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"No sequel for you!"

Last Action Hero

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"You should have cl... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"You should have cloned yourself... so you can go f**k yourself!"

The 6th Day

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"Talk to the hand.&... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Talk to the hand."

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

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"Knock knock!"... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Knock knock!"

Predator

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"I hope you leave e... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your g*dd*mn spine!"

The Running Man

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"You've just been e... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"You've just been erased."

Eraser

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"What killed the di... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

Batman & Robin

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"If revenge is a di... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!"

Batman & Robin

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"Screw you!" ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Screw you!"

Total Recall

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"Here's your Sub-Ze... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Here's your Sub-Zero... now Plain Zero."

The Running Man

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"Here, cool off!&qu... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"Here, cool off!"

True Lies

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"To be or not to be... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"To be or not to be. Not to be."

Last Action Hero

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"You want to be a f... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 35 Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Most Magnificently Dumb One-Liners
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"

Last Action Hero