You don’t have to be a daily reader of your horoscope to be interested in what your star sign says about you. Your astrological chart can tell you about all the ways you creep people out, and it can even tell you which horror movie villain with whom you have the most in common. Movie horoscopes are a fun and easy way to get into checking out your star chart, but figuring out your B horror movie astrology is truly the most beneficial way to read your horoscope.
When you look at B horror movie creatures by zodiac sign, you’ll see how some of your less-than-charming qualities come off to others. For example, what else could a Capricorn be other than one of the Kill-Bots from Chopping Mall? If that comparison sounds like it was written in the stars, maybe it’s because it was. Continue reading to discover all the B horror movie creatures for each zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 - April 19) are incredibly headstrong, and Dr. Carl Hill is only a strong head. You may seem like a genial scientist, but the first chance you get to die and become reanimated, you're going to start telepathically controlling dead bodies and getting icky with your students. You dive headfirst into every challenge, which makes sense because you spend most of your time as a decapitated head on a surgical board.
- Photo: The Howling/Sony Pictures
You're a Taurus (April 20 - May 20) and that means you like to f*ck, just like the werewolves from The Howling. If you and a bunch of other werewolves/Tauruses get together - possibly at a retreat put together by your therapist - there's definitely going to be an orgy. There's nothing weird about that, it's just what you're into.
- Photo: Evolution/DreamWorks Studios
You, Gemini (May 21 - June 20), are a shape-shifter and take everything into consideration, even when you seem aloof. You're always looking out for #1. As one of these aliens, you can make completely new versions of yourself that improve on the previous version. You're always evolving and growing to take on new career choices, friends, and planets. Be wary of Head & Shoulders shampoo, though.
- Photo: The Blob/Paramount Pictures
Cancer (June 21 - July 22), you are the Blob - you suck everyone into your feels (or your amorphous goo) even when they don't want anything to do with your drama (or your amorphous goo). As someone who's more empathic than other zodiac signs, you manage to always find that one person at a party who doesn't want to talk to you and trap them with unwanted conversation (or your amorphous goo).