Babies Babies Who Look Like Middle-Aged Men  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Vote up the babies who smartly skipped straight into their golden years, puberty be damned.

Well, it appears the curious case of Benjamin Button wasn't quite so curious after all, because the world has no shortage of babies who look like old men. While some children grow up looking like muppets, many babies look like the men who are expecting them in the delivery room. Instead of sipping on bottles and sucking their thumbs, these old babies came out the womb already collecting receipts and playing bingo. They might leave their blinker on too long, but remember that the wisest kids probably also look like they've seen the stock market crash more than once. Below you'll learn that when a baby looks like an old man, age becomes a useless concept. Though parents say they grow up too fast, the kids here skipped the growing altogether to get right to the prune juice part of life.

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Inconcievable!

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The Day My Son Came Back From The Nursing Home

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'They're Out Of Prune Juice?!'

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This Baby Arrived With A Mortgage In-Hand

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