Babies Who Look Like Middle-Aged Men

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Vote up the babies who smartly skipped straight into their golden years, puberty be damned.

Well, it appears the curious case of Benjamin Button wasn't quite so curious after all, because the world has no shortage of babies who look like old men. While some children grow up looking like muppets, many babies look like the men who are expecting them in the delivery room. Instead of sipping on bottles and sucking their thumbs, these old babies came out the womb already collecting receipts and playing bingo. They might leave their blinker on too long, but remember that the wisest kids probably also look like they've seen the stock market crash more than once. Below you'll learn that when a baby looks like an old man, age becomes a useless concept. Though parents say they grow up too fast, the kids here skipped the growing altogether to get right to the prune juice part of life.

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  • 1
    223 VOTES

    Inconcievable!

    Inconcievable!
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    223 votes
  • 2
    172 VOTES

    The Day My Son Came Back From The Nursing Home

    The Day My Son Came Back From The Nursing Home
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    172 votes
  • 3
    160 VOTES

    This Baby Arrived With A Mortgage In-Hand

    This Baby Arrived With A Mortgage In-Hand
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    160 votes
  • 4
    190 VOTES

    My Son, Not A Day Over 80

    My Son, Not A Day Over 80
    Photo: Pinterest
    190 votes
  • 5
    188 VOTES

    Baby DeVito, Love Your Work!

    Baby DeVito, Love Your Work!
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    188 votes
  • 6
    160 VOTES

    'They're Out Of Prune Juice?!'

    'They're Out Of Prune Juice?!'
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    160 votes