For approximately one million years, ABC has been blessing reality television viewers, and really anyone who has a spare two hours each week, with the majestic beauty of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. You know it, you love it, you can't look away. Though the faces change with every new season, no new contestant can resist the draw of the signature lines below, which all Bachelor Nation fans know by heart.
These anthems are peppered throughout every season of this reality TV juggernaut. They're ingrained in your love journey-addled brain. Who's here for the right reasons? Who's not here to make friends? Who deserves a rose? Who's ready to face their fears and ride in that damn helicopter, all in the name of finding love?
Whether you believe in the process or not, at least five contestants on any given season will remind you that it does indeed work, and hey, as these successful Bachelor couples prove, sometimes it really does. Get with the romance program. Spend the ten minutes each episode devotes to telling you what just happened five minutes ago to voting for the greatest Bachelor and Bachelorette quotes below.
Then, go tell all your 26-year-old dental hygienist friends to read up and get on this show so you can throw a watch party and (fingers crossed!) hear him or her say these lines themselves.
Can I Steal You for a Second?
[Name], Will You Accept This Rose?
She/He Isn't Here For the Right Reasons
I'm Definitely Falling For Him/Her
I Definitely See My Husband/Wife in This Room
I Have a Really Hard Time Opening Up to People
I Didn't Realize it Would Be This Hard
I'm Not Here to Make Friends
I Hope My Name Will Be on the One on One Date Card
I Need Time with Him/Her
I'm in Love with Two Different People
I Really Hate Group Dates
I Really Want That First Impression Rose
[City Name] Is the Most Romantic City on Earth
If That's the Kind of Guy/Girl She/He Likes Then Maybe I Shouldn't Even Be Here
He/She Deserves to Find Love
I Have Something Really Important to Tell You
We're in This Beautiful Country, It's Perfect for Finding Love
There's Only One Rose on This Date and I Want It
This Isn't Going to Be Easy
Can't Believe We Get This Private Concert From My Favorite Band [Band You Forgot All About or Never Heard Of]
I'm 26 and This Is My Last Chance to Find Love
This Is the BEST Group of Guys/Girls Ever
This Process Works
Maybe I Should Go Home