For approximately one million years, ABC has been blessing reality television viewers, and really anyone who has a spare two hours each week, with the nightmare/majestic beauty that is The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. It's pretty bad, but you know, a few of these people maybe really did find love, and got married, and maybe one couple had a kid? Who can keep track. What we do know, is that every season is almost exactly, delightfully, horribly the same. Every crazy girl and douchy guy who joins the newest season makes a fool of themselves on TV with one of these repeated, cliche lines from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
These great (oops, meant to type ridiculous) lines are peppered throughout every episode of every season of this reality TV juggernaut. You know them. They're ingrained in your love journey-addled brain. Who is here for the right reasons? Who deserves love the most? Who needs a rose the most? Who is ready to face their fears and ride in that damn helicopter, all in the name of finding love?
Whether you believe in the "process" or not, at least five contestants on any given season will remind you that it does, indeed, "work." Still don't believe them? Well, what kind of cold-hearted monster are you? The Bachelor is all about love, okay? Get with the romance program. Then, spend the 35 minutes each episode devotes to telling you what just happened five minutes ago to voting for the most insane, ridiculous, but all too common Bachelor and Bachelorette quotes below.Did you just think of a great Bachelor cliche that isn't listed yet? Great! Thank you so much! Please add it below and then tell all your 26-year-old dental hygienist friends to read up, and get on this show, so they can also spout the same formulaic nonsense all the other guys and gals do.