In these halcyon days of comic book movies, you’re not really a franchise until 7-Eleven wants to make a taquito shaped like your ripped torso. Product tie-ins with films have been happening since the dawn of time (or, you know, the dawn of movies), because are expensive and they need funding wherever they can get it. Sometimes that results in a natural brand pairing ("Like the cool cars in Jurassic Park? Buy them tomorrow at your local Ford dealership!"). But sometimes corporations lose touch with what the man on the street wants to be sold by his favorite comic book character. It’s one thing to buy an Avengers shirt, but do you want those same muscle bound heroes telling you about your city’s brand new public transportation? Or how about themed pretzels based on a guy that wants to commit genocide on the human race?
The promotional tie-ins on this list are some of the weirdest and worst that we could find on the whole stupid internet. Vote on the worst bad comic book movie tie-in on this list, and let us know which of these promos you got duped into.
Spider-Man 3 / The Dark Knight – Burger King’s Dark Whopper
The Dark Knight doesn't easily offer itself up to promotional tie ins, off the top of our heads we're thinking... Joker School Busses? See? Not easy. In Europe, Burger King released the baffling Dark Whopper that was made with pepper-jack cheese, black-pepper ketchup, and "a darkly delicious sauce" - whatever that is. And if you're saying, "Isn't that the same sandwich they sold when Spiderman 3 was released?" Well yes, but shut up.
Transformers Play Shave Set
Kids love two things: fighting machines that turn into other fighting machines and pretending to shave. That's why this Transformers play shave set has topped Christmas wish lists for the last half decade, baby! Every year you'll hear kids yelling "I can't wait to shave, just like my hero... Bumblebee the car robot?"
Have you ever watched Hawkeye sweating through his leather vest in a remote country for 12 straight hours and thought "I bet he smells great"? Well, you're in luck! For $30, you can smell exactly like what some cologne company assumes he smells like!