These Quotes Go to ElevenThe greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen).
Are you ready for a list of the most hilarious and outrageous quotes from one of the funniest movies ever made? Our movie fans have voted and ranked their favorite lines from Bad Grandpa, and we've compiled them into a must-read article for any comedy lover.
Bad Grandpa is not your typical comedy film; it's an unapologetically raunchy and absurd journey that follows an 86-year-old man named Irving Zisman (played by Johnny Knoxville) as he embarks on a road trip with his grandson Billy. Along the way, they encounter all sorts of bizarre situations that are sure to make you laugh out loud.
So what makes these quotes so memorable? It's the perfect combination of shock value, wit, and impeccable delivery by Knoxville himself. From Irving's inappropriate comments to his ridiculous pranks, each line will leave you in stitches.
But don't just take our word for it – read on to see if your favorite quote made the cut. And if not, be sure to vote up your favorites. Trust us; you won't want to miss out on these hilariously cringe-worthy moments from Bad Grandpa.
Billy: "What's your stripper stage name?" Adult Store Clerk: "Do I look like a stripper?" Billy: "I'll just call you Cinnamon."
A clerk at an adult store is shocked when little Billy thinks she is a stripper. That is nothing compared to moments later when he gives her his own stripper name.
Restaurant Guy: "You're going to fix that penguin, bro!" Irving Zisman: "Nope! If I was fixing it you'd see me fixing it but, did you notice how I wasn't fixing it?" [to man on bicycle] "Watch out for the penguin, sir."
After Irving rams a large penguin with his car, a man from the restaurant behind it comes out to settle the score. Irving however has no intention of fixing the penguin.
Irving Zisman: "You're a pretty little girl. You got it?"
…Child Beauty Pageant Contestant: "One of these girls is a grandpa!" Woman: "Is that weird?" Child Beauty Pageant Mother: "We've just never seen it so it's different."
Irving and Billy decide to have some fun by dressing Billy as a little girl and entering him into a child pageant. The other mothers are surprised but they have not idea what's in store next, a striptease.
Irving Zisman: "Send this to North Carolina." [Box opens revealing Billy inside] Shipping Clerk: "We can't ship humans!" Fellow Shipping Clerk: "Do we call the police on this?" Irving Zisman: "Give me a pen. We'll write fragile on it."
Instead of lugging Billy across the country in the car, Irving tries to mail him to North Carolina. When the ladies at the shipping store see the human contents of the package, they are not impressed.
Supermarket Clerk: "They're going to take that child away from you!" Irving Zisman: "I'm sorry." Supermarket Clerk: "You are sorry. You're sorry as hell!" Irving Zisman: "You're very pretty when you're mad." Supermarket Clerk: "You're pissing me off."
After a failed shoplifting attempt, the store clerk gives Irving a few choice words. Irving is oddly turned on by the outburst.
Billy: "Where are we going?" Irving Zisman: "Just keep going straight. You getting tired?" Billy: "Yeah, you should drink so much."
As part of their cross-country journey to deliver Billy to his dad, Billy and Irving find themselves pushing a shopping cart in the middle of nowhere. Well, Billy at least is doing the pushing, Irving is riding in the cart, probably drunk.
