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The Best Bad Moms Movie Quotes & Sayings

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Bad Moms movie quotes tells the story of a group of moms who decide to leave perfection behind and live life their way. The raunchy comedy was written and directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. Bad Moms opened in theaters in the United States on July 29, 2016.

In Bad Moms, mother Amy (Mila Kunis) tries her best to meet her family and work responsibilities, but sometimes she falls a bit short. So when Amy is called to an emergency PTA meeting by Gwendolyn (Christina Applegate) to hear about the many rules for an upcoming bake sale, Amy snaps. After her outburst, she and fellow fed up moms Carla (Kathryn Hahn) and Kiki (Kristen Bell) decide to be bad moms.

But partying, skipping out on PTA obligations and living life as they want isn't enough. Amy, Carla and Kiki seek to take down the perfect moms, including Stacy (Jada Pinkett Smith) and Vicky (Annie Mumolo). What follows is a whole bunch of antics, and fun, as the two sides battle for supremacy.

Bad Moms brings some levity to theaters already showing other summer 2016 films such as Jason Bourne, The Infiltrator, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates and Ghostbusters 2016. If you've already seen the movie, you can relive the comedy with these Bad Moms movie quotes.

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    This Is My Sexy Bra

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    Carla: Is that your mom bra? It looks like you have one really long boob. 
    Kiki: It's a uniboob.
    Amy: This is my sexy bra. It's so comfortable!
    Carla: It looks like you wrapped an ace bandage around yourself like three times. It's like an eye mask, like you put it in the fridge.
    Kiki: We've got a very Boys Don't Cry things happening right now.

    In this Bad Moms movie quote, Kiki and Carla make fun of Amy's sexy bra. Though the nude-colored bra looks comfortable, sexy is it not.

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    I Really Like Whippets

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    Carla: I made out with so many women tonight.
    Kiki: Guys, I really like whippets.

    In this Bad Moms movie quote, the moms throw a raging party complete with hard liquor, drugs and random debauchery. In the aftermath, Carla and Kiki seem to enjoy this new lifestyle, or at least are still a little tipsy.

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    Do Everything Myself Today

    Amy: I'm going to try to do everything by myself today. It should be fine as long as everybody does what they're supposed to do. Oh no.
    Amy: I've got four minutes to get Roscoe to the vet so I love you, kids. Get out! Get out! 

    Amy tries her best to be a great mom and when things go well, she succeeds. Unfortunately  this day, an injured dog, among other things, spoil her plans.

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    Try Harder, Dude

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    Jane: I can't believe I'm going to be late for my first soccer practice.
    Amy: I'm sorry, okay. I'm trying.
    Jane: Well try harder, dude!

    Despite Amy's best efforts, she is running late and makes Jane late for her first soccer practice. Jane knows Amy is trying hard, but demands that she try harder. Next time someone is frustrating you, be sure to use this Bad Moms movie quote on them--especially if they haven't seen the movie.

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