'Bad Teacher' quotes are definitely memorable, particularly those from the movie's lead character, Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz). Yes, she's a bad, BAD teacher with an attitude to match. She doesn't give a rip about much of anything, save for marrying a nice sugar daddy and making enough money to afford a nice boob job (to snag the aforementioned sugar daddy). And if you missed the movie in theaters, the 'Bad Teacher' DVD was set for release on October 18, 2011. So what are some of the best quotes from Bad Teacher? Check out some of these quotes from the new 'Bad Teacher' movie, and add your own to the list!
'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.
'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.Looking for more raunchy comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists for hilarious quips from 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star,' 'The Change-Up,' and 'Friends With Benefits!'
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Elizabeth: "Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it."
Elizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?"
Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart."
Lynn: "Are you excited for tomorrow?"
Elizabeth: "Is tomorrow Saturday?"
Lynn: "No, it's the first day of school."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I'm not going to go to that."
Lynn: "But it's mandatory."
Elizabeth: "Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."
Scott: "I don’t know how to say this, I’m kinda nervous. I’m crushing on someone."
Elizabeth: "I think you’re pretty great too."
Scott: "Thanks. It’s Amy."
Elizabeth: "I don’t think that you’re Amy’s type."
Elizabeth: "She hates cock."