'Bad Teacher' quotes are definitely memorable, particularly those from the movie's lead character, Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz). Yes, she's a bad, BAD teacher with an attitude to match. She doesn't give a rip about much of anything, save for marrying a nice sugar daddy and making enough money to afford a nice boob job (to snag the aforementioned sugar daddy). And if you missed the movie in theaters, the 'Bad Teacher' DVD was set for release on October 18, 2011. So what are some of the best quotes from Bad Teacher? Check out some of these quotes from the new 'Bad Teacher' movie, and add your own to the list!
'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.
'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.Looking for more raunchy comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists for hilarious quips from 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star,' 'The Change-Up,' and 'Friends With Benefits!'
I Don't Give a F**kVideo: YouTube
Lynn: "Are you excited for tomorrow?"She really doesn't. Not one F. Elizabeth's sole purpose is not to educate wonderful young minds. No, she's in it to win herself a husband - and a boob job. What other motivation does a teacher need?
Elizabeth: "Is tomorrow Saturday?"
Lynn: "No, it's the first day of school."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I'm not going to go to that."
Lynn: "But it's mandatory."
Elizabeth: "Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."Should this be higher or lower?
A Big HeartPhoto: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
Elizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?"Elizabeth knows now what she has to do. She must, she must, she must increase her bust! If she wants to snag Scott (and his family money), it's time to have some plastic surgery to get herself a big...heart.
Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart."
Elizabeth: "Enormous."Should this be higher or lower?
Mad At ItPhoto: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BYElizabeth: "Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it."Should this be higher or lower?
The Car WashVideo: YouTube
Student: "We're having our car wash this weekend. Last year's car wash raised six thousand dollars."Clips of a soaking wet, scantily-clad Elizabeth slithering around on cars while bagging big bucks at the school car wash will likely sell some serious movie tickets for 'Bad Teacher.' Yep.
Elizabeth: "Let's do this."Should this be higher or lower?