Bad Teacher Quotes

'Bad Teacher' quotes are definitely memorable, particularly those from the movie's lead character, Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz). Yes, she's a bad, BAD teacher with an attitude to match. She doesn't give a rip about much of anything, save for marrying a nice sugar daddy and making enough money to afford a nice boob job (to snag the aforementioned sugar daddy). And if you missed the movie in theaters, the 'Bad Teacher' DVD was set for release on October 18, 2011. So what are some of the best quotes from Bad Teacher? Check out some of these quotes from the new 'Bad Teacher' movie, and add your own to the list!

'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.

'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.

Looking for more raunchy comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists for hilarious quips from 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star,' 'The Change-Up,' and 'Friends With Benefits!'

  • 1
    70 VOTES

    Mad At It

    Mad At It
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    Elizabeth: "Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it."
  • 2
    12 VOTES

    Difficult Time

    Difficult Time
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    Russell: "That was a nice thing you did for him."
    Elizabeth: "He was going through a difficult time."
    Russell: "I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?"
    Elizabeth: "I'm not wearing any."
  • 3
    13 VOTES

    Sign My Yearbook?

    Sign My Yearbook?
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    Elizabeth: "Sign my yearbook?"
    Russell: "Hold by ball sack?"

    Russell utters this line, of course, while holding a large bag of soccer balls. What did you THINK he meant? Get your mind out of the gutter!
  • 4
    16 VOTES

    It's Medicinal Marijuana

    It's Medicinal Marijuana
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    Elizabeth: "What do you want?"
    Student: "Is that marijuana?!"
    Elizabeth: "No. It's medicinal marijuana."
    Student: "Oh. Well, feel better!"

    Something tells me Elizabeth's medicinal marijuana isn't legit.