When people think about famous weapon, they think of something fictional like Excalibur or Captain America’s shield. However, there are plenty of examples of totally real, badass historical weapons. The weapons that historical figures used often had names and stories of their own that were on par with anything from Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones. Not every historical figure named their weapons, but those who did obviously had a flair for the dramatic that helped them make their mark on history.
Of course, most of the notable named weapons in history are swords, because swords are undoubtedly awesome. But there are plenty of spears, daggers, guns, and cannons with monikers and stories to tell of their own. We honor these long-dead warriors for having the foresight to give their trusted tools cool names and thus make them more memorable. These might not be the best weapons in history technically speaking, but they are the most badass.
The Holy Lance
The Holy Lance, also known as the Spear of Destiny and the Lance of Longinus, was the spear that allegedly pierced the side of Jesus during the crucifixion. Initially it was discovered during the Crusades, but was somehow lost to history. Since then multiple people - including Charlemagne and Adolf Hitler - have claimed they possess the spear. There are multiple possible spears on display at museums around the world.
The story of the sword Durandal probably contains more myth than actual history. The weapon was wielded by Roland, legendary warrior and nephew of Charlemagne. Both sword and sword-wielder definitely existed, and the tales that follow them are truly worthy of legend. The blade was said to be given to Charlemagne by an angel and blessed to ensure the continued victory of his armies. It was supposedly indestructible, something Roland discovered when he tried to destroy it to prevent his enemies getting their hands on it. It's now allegedly wedged in the side of a cliff in Rocamadour, a small town in the Pyrenees. Legend has it Roland threw the sword into the side of the mountain where it remains today.
Any fan of Japanese RPGs will be familiar with the name Masamune, as the famous swordsmith is now synonymous with fantasy weaponry. The man actually existed and created a number of beautiful swords, including the lost treasure Honjo Masamune. The sword is named after a general who wielded it, and was said to be among the most beautiful creations of sword-making’s most skilled artisan. Its current whereabouts are under dispute, but it's possible its in the United States, brought by an American officer took the sword as a trophy in WWII.
Charlemagne was a revered King of the Franks, whose legacy is so fabled its hard to differentiate which stories about him are rooted in fact or fiction. He undoubtedly existed and undoubtedly made some impressive military conquests, and if the stories can be believed, he did so with a sword that mysteriously shifted colors in battle. Like a deadly version of a mood ring, Joyeuse had a name that belied its fatal capabilities. Whatever caused its weird properties, Joyeuse had a magical air about it that added to Charlemagne’s mythic legacy.