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The 25 Most Baffling Anime Hairstyles That Completely Defy Gravity 

Jacoby Bancroft
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List Rules Vote up the most ridiculous and impractical anime hair.

Sure, we all love anime for its fantastic animation and high-quality story capabilities, but let's be honest. As we watch, we can't help but laugh at all that ridiculous anime hair. A story you're completely invested in can come grinding to a halt because a new character shows up with drills on the sides of her head. You get distracted wondering how in the heck they do that every morning. Check out the list below for the worst anime hairstyles ever drawn, and vote up the one you think is the most ridiculous... or perhaps would want yourself. 

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Yasuhiro Hagakure
Yasuhiro Hagakure is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 25 Most Baffling Anime Hairstyles That Completely Defy Gravity
Photo:  NIS America

Where You've Seen It: Danganronpa

How You Could Achieve This Look IRL: Give yourself dreadlocks, but then use super glue and gorilla tape to permanently stick them straight out. It's a guaranteed way to make sure nobody can come within three feet of you in public. 

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Mozu and Kiwi
Mozu and Kiwi is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 25 Most Baffling Anime Hairstyles That Completely Defy Gravity
Photo:  Adult Swim

Where You've Seen It: One Piece

How You Could Achieve This Look IRL: Go to your local Staples and ask to use their laminator machine in order to get this look that screams, "I'm a huge square."

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Yami Yugi is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 25 Most Baffling Anime Hairstyles That Completely Defy Gravity
Photo:  Viz Media

Where You've Seen It: Yu-Gi-Oh!

How You Could Achieve This Look IRL: Enroll in college and be sure to sign up for "How to Look Like an Emo Christmas Star 101." Make sure you take it pass/fail.

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Ritsuko Kunihiro
Ritsuko Kunihiro is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 25 Most Baffling Anime Hairstyles That Completely Defy Gravity
Photo:  Funimation

Where You've Seen It: Shiki

How You Could Achieve This Look IRL: Find the taffy pulling machine that stretched out Mike TV in Willy Wonka, but instead of using it for taffy or small children, use it on your hair to fool your friends into thinking you have a snake growing from the back of your head. 

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