16 Pick-Up Lines From 'How I Met Your Mother' That Only Barney Stinson Would Ever Attempt

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Over-the-top scenarios, complicated ventures, magic...when it comes to dating, no scheme is too ridiculous or plan to extravagant for Barney Stinson. His legendary Playbook is filled with bizarre game plans in which to get women to go out with him. From pretending to invent nachos to using dimestore magic tricks to impress, here are a few pick-up lines and attempts that only Barney could ever attempt. 


  • 1
    80 VOTES

    Wishful Thinking

    Wishful Thinking
    Photo: Pinterest
  • 2
    80 VOTES
    The Ted Mosby
    Photo: CBS
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  • 3
    94 VOTES

    'It's For The Bride'

    'It's For The Bride'
    Photo: CBS
  • 4
    52 VOTES

    The Jim Nacho

    The Jim Nacho
    Photo: CBS
  • 5
    68 VOTES

    'Don't Drink That'

    'Don't Drink That'
    Photo: CBS
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    62 VOTES

    Lei Play

    Lei Play
    Photo: CBS