16 Pick-Up Lines From 'How I Met Your Mother' That Only Barney Stinson Would Ever Attempt

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Vote up the most Barney pick-up lines.

Over-the-top scenarios, complicated ventures, magic...when it comes to dating, no scheme is too ridiculous or plan to extravagant for Barney Stinson. His legendary Playbook is filled with bizarre game plans in which to get women to go out with him. From pretending to invent nachos to using dimestore magic tricks to impress, here are a few pick-up lines and attempts that only Barney could ever attempt. 


  • 1
    112 VOTES

    'It's For The Bride'

    'It's For The Bride'
    Photo: CBS
    112 votes
  • 2
    98 VOTES

    Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

    Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
    Photo: CBS
    98 votes
  • 3
    71 VOTES

    Lei Play

    Lei Play
    Photo: CBS
    71 votes
  • 4
    71 VOTES

    CBS

    CBS
    Photo: Pinterest
    71 votes
  • 5
    76 VOTES

    'Don't Drink That'

    'Don't Drink That'
    Photo: CBS
    76 votes
  • 6
    90 VOTES

    'Do You Like Magic?'

    'Do You Like Magic?'
    Photo: Pinterest
    90 votes